OK, so you’re going to have to put up with some really crappy German music while this dude pours kerosene (or something equally flammable) onto a giant pile of wood. But believe me, it’s worth it. Of course you can always turn the music down – but if you ask me, it kind of takes away from the sheer idiocy of the way he tries to light this thing…

If you thought duct taping a garden gnome to the top of your dorm’s air conditioner was a creative way to celebrate the holidays, you’re right – it was, good job. But not nearly as good as these Polish engineering students who programmed this light show by plugging directly in to their dorm’s electrical system.