Nothing combines two of our favorite things in life – hot chicks and alcohol – like the body shot. Sure, it might not be the most sanitary way to get drunk, but it’s definitely as hell is the sexiest! We’re not even sure what it is that makes these lovely ladies want to lay down on a sticky bar, strip down to nearly nothing, get covered in everything from salt to a buttery nipple…

Let’s face it, there are alot of things we don’twill NEVER understand about women, and by no means does that make us love them any less. But sometimes their actions are so far beyond any normal rationalization, that all we can do is sit back and stare with wonder and awe. Girls licking foreign objects in public is one of these beautiful phenomenons. From the people that brought youFreakishly Long Tongue Girls, please enjoy Cute Girls Licking Strange Things.

In the dark, dank pit of perversion that is the human psyched, nuzzled somewhere between necrophilia and jerking off with your left hand, sits the strange desire to do horrible, disrespectful things to statues. Something about their inanimate, helpless nature seems to bring out the rapist in even the most virtuous among us. And if you ask us, that’s f**king hilarious.

Anyone who’s ever worked in an office has at least thought about making some funky copies with the photocopier. But if you’ve ever needed a reason to NOT lick the copy machine, you have one now.
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If you’re a fan of Hayden Panettiere (and you should be), you may have noticed that the woman loves to lick things. Like, a lot. But after a little bit of research we noticed that way more hotties than just Hayden have something of an oral fixation. From Jessica Alba to Olivia Wilde, these viciously sexy Hollywood vixens seem to love to show us their tongue… Click to read more