I tell you what, if there’s one night you’d have to pick to go out, it’s gotta be the night before Thanksgiving aka Blackout Wednesday. People are just looking to get weird. You name it, and chances are someone’s gonna do it. We’d like to use a football analogy since the NFL is bound to dominate your T-give when it comes to Blackout Wednesday – the kickoff is when chicks start grabbing each other’s boobs. That’s when you know it’s on. If you don’t think the girls in this photo gallery you’re about to see are ready for rowdy raunchiness, you need to start chuggin’ ASAP. Check it out after the jump.

Batman is one of the most iconic comic book heroes in history and his battles with The Joker have been things of legend. Now, what if Batman and the Joker were an old lesbian couple instead of arch-nemeses? There would be a lot more dildos and batsuits with nipples, that’s for d*mn sure. The Joker would trade in his purple suit for a purple suit made of flannel and the batcave would reek of fish even though their aren’t any fish to be found in the batcave. Read on for more compelling logic after the jump.

On October 20th, Yahoo News reported that a study conducted by Boise State University revealed that most women are bisexual. The reasons aren’t that far-fetched. Chicks are more in tune with each other, more emotional, more vulnerable. When they get drunk, it’s only natural for them to be intimate with each other because they’re so comfortable with the other person. For us guys, it’s the greatest show on Earth. What’s better than drunk girls kissing? How about drunk girls kissing in sexy, revealing Halloween costumes? Yeah, we thought so, too. Check ‘em out after the jump.

A couple weeks ago, our British Bisexual Babe Hayley Quinn, devouched details from her efforts to pick up a shot girl, which even as a chick, is harder than it seems. Picking up a girl at her place of work would take real pimp / baller moves. Sometimes you have to lay the foundation before you can lay the sensation. That’s why she played it cool and got her number. So, what happened next? Find out after the jump.

Sorority girls can be a super fun time IF you’re partying with the right sorority at the right school. Sadly, there are some schools and sororities who think sisters should conduct vagina monologues and discuss the HJ they half-heartedly delivered the  night before. F that. TRUE sorority sisters constantly battle each other (either in the house or in OTHER… Click to read more

Buzzfeed just posted this contract that was left behind by a dorm room’s previous occupants – three girls. The terms of the contract? If these coeds are still “single and desperate” in 12 years they agree to get boob jobs and if the boob jobs don’t “increase desirability from the opposite (aka male), they’ll become lesbians and adopt African babies. The person who submitted the contract whited out the girls’ names but not very well. Check out the screengrabs of the contract and let us know who these chicks are after the jump!

June 29th is Hug Holiday Day, a day created by “Hugs for Health Foundation” on the premise that “hugs… are vital components to the overall senior care plan”. We believe they’re a vital component to gettin’ your bone on. We’re not really huggers here at COED, but we strongly encourage girl-on-girl hugging. It can only lead to good things. See what we mean after the jump.

June is Gay and Lesbian Pride Month. In June 2000, Bill “Bubba” Clinton declared June “Gay & Lesbian Pride Month”, which was revised to “Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month” by Barack Obama. Why June? Well, it was chosen to commemorate the 1969 riots in Greenwich Village that sparked the modern LGBT liberation movement in the U.S. Throughout the month, GLBT groups and associations hold pride parades, picnics, parties, and memorials (in addition to each other – ZING!). We honor the L word in GBT with a month’s worth of demotivational posters celebrating girl on girl. Check ‘em out after the jump!

Vegas Baby! She is known by many names – Sin City, The Glitter Gulch and Lost Wages to name a few. It’s a place where dreams are made and shattered in an instant with the roll of the dice and the turn of a card. However, in recent years, thanks to a brilliant marketing campaign by the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, Vegas has become more commonly known as the vacation destination where sin and excess are not only invited, but expected. Yes, “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” makes a great slogan, but in the age of mobile uploads and facebooking, luckily for us, What Happens in Vegas… is more likely to end up on the internet.

With movies like “Black Swan“, “Bound”, and “Mulholland Drive” exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can’t help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here’s a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we’re hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or “doppelgangers“. Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as “self-love”.

Reuters reports a University of Texas at Austin study asked 718 college students to imagine being in a long-term relationship and what their reactions would be to several different cheating scenarios. Researchers found that half of men surveyed would forgive their girlfriend for cheating if it were with another woman. 22 percent of male respondents said they could forgive betrayal with another man. See why after the jump!

You can tell a lot about a girl by what’s in her room. For example, if everything is neat and organized, chances are she’s pretty on top of things. If her room is a pig-sty, she may be more laid back — so you can probably take her as being one of the guys. Too much pink? It could signal a college girl that hasn’t fully grown up yet. Too many childhood toys? Yeah, she’s definitely not looking to grow up anytime soon. However, the color scheme seems like a joke in comparison to so many other things you could find. For your future relationship sanity, here is a list of ten things that should probably scare you off in a girl’s room.

Kendra Wilkinson, most famous for being one of Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriends as seen on E!’s popular TV series The Girls Next Door, just released her very first memoir — a tell-all about her screwed up, crazy life. Here’s what you need to know about Kendra, in her own words from Sliding into Home.

Twilight Gaga Poo Poo Total Eclipse of My Fart won the box office over the holiday weekend. Last Airbender surprised a bunch of peeps, mostly those giving it a 4% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes.com. This weekend’s entries feature producers/editors, moon thieves, fake babies, nukes, terrorist farmers, pink eye victims, The Last Airhead, and the world’s angriest man. Previews go now!

It’s easy to forget that dads weren’t always dads, which is why we honor them (for giving up their dreams for you). But instead of just doing whatever your mom or sister planned this year, give him some quality guy-time–because that’s all he really wants. And remember, just because Father’s Day is only today, that doesn’t mean you these rad guy activities wouldn’t still kick ass.