We can’t explain it (not in words at least), but there’s just something about seeing girls kissing each other that causes a man to drop whatever he’s doing and stare. Which is probably why girls get drunk and start slathering smooches all over each other every chance they get. But whatever the reason, it’s F’ing awesome. So to celebrate this fantastic female feature, we’ve compiled photos of 317 drunk girls kissing, for your dirty, rotten pleasure. Enjoy!

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Take a man. Add eye work (unisex glasses if eye wear is needed) and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair–if possible a dye job. A little doughy-ness doesn’t hurt, either. Have a weakness for turtlenecks and by all means fight aging like it’s a battle you can win if you try just a little harder, and there you have it: The winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.

We asked Keith Mays, author of the blog that started a phenomenon and pioneer in the field of men who look like old lesbians, to run down the 25 best examples of this confounding phenomenon and he happily obliged, including a handful of newly discovered men who look like old lesbians.

Check out 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians!

Yes boys and girls, the Christian Right is once again having a roar over a ‘life imitates art’ moment that occured during a recent Katy Perry show.  Turns out, the 23 year-old pop-sensation ’snogged’ 16 year-old, lesbian Jenna Buhmann while performing her big Summer hit “I Kissed A Girl” on the Washington leg of the Warped Tour.

The seemingly innocent kiss, coupled with the song’s message has caused feelings of outrage to her Christian preacher parents.  Her mother came out on record citing “I hate the song. It promotes homosexuality and its message is disgusting.”  Surprisingly, the jail-bait recipient of the kiss does not share the same sentiment, as she expressed herself on her YouTube blog. Alls I can say is thank God cute Katy’s not a Kyle or he’d probably find himself holed up in the clink.

Check out Video Proof of the Kiss in Question after the jump. (more…)

Nicole Marie Lenz is a Hollywood bad a** who has appeared in Playboy but is best known for an alleged (yet to be released) sex tape that shows Lenz having lesbian sex with Paris Hilton on the heiress’s 22nd birthday.

Check out Nicole Marie Lenz’s gallery after the jump! (more…)

Everybody has that friend who had a girlfriend that turned out to be a lesbian.

Once the “breaking news” is out, the same emotions crop up: devastation followed by intrigue. Is she all about scissoring chicks or does she just want a kinky threesome? Don’t count on any scandalous action: girls who make out when they’re drunk are nine times out of ten not lesbians; they just humor themselves watching guys drool over the prospect.

Unfortunately for most guys in this situation, a hot-and-heavy threesome is not what’s on your girl’s mind. She likes chicks that look like dudes. Nothing is more embarrassing. Sorry, bro.

How do you avoid such an embarrassing incident? You nip it in the bud before it’s too late by looking for the following tell-tale signs. (more…)

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Notre Dame Exhumes the Gipper…for the Gipper? <ESPN>

Professional quarterback/head-banger Trent Green to retire. <The Star>

Reggie Bush received 280K from USC. <LA Times>

Top lesbo tennis coach caught scissoring with a 13 year old. <Daily Mail>

If Mariano Rivera loves Joe Torre so much why doesn’t he marry him?! <ESPN>

Travis Pastrana jumps from plane without parachute. <ESPN>

Kentucky State Senator Ernie Chambers plans on suing God to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits. In return, God plans on splitting Chambers’ head open with a lightning bolt to prove a point about dumbass statements. (KETV)

Ex-teacher at Plymouth Christian Academy faces sex charges, accused of having sex with her 15-year-old student. Somebody find this “poor boy” and give him the “Luckiest Kid in the World” award. Niiiiiiice! (Detroit News)

Not niiiiiiice: an assistant U.S. attorney from Florida arrested in an Internet sting operation after flying to Michigan to have sex with a 5-year-old girl. Yes, that’s right – a 5-year-old. Five. (Breitbart)

Earthtimes is at it again, boggling minds worldwide with amazing factoids such as this: “If seeking a mate or sizing up a potential rival, good-looking people capture people’s attention in a half of a second.” Wow. Eureka. (Earthtimes)

A lesbian couple in Australia is suing their doctor $400,000 for having twin girls after he implanted two embryos instead of one in the birth mother. I personally can’t wait until one of the twins finds out they’re a mistake that mommy and mommy didn’t want. Yay for Girl Power! (News.com)