South by South West kicks off in Austin, Texas today! The huge music festival attracts the sexiest fans around. From the barely clothed to the barely sober, they’re all here to jam out to great music. Here’s a small sampling of some of the hotties you’re going to see.

If stockings make a woman look elegantly sexy, then tube socks are stockings’ hot younger sister. There’s just something about seeing a girl with her socks pulled up past the knee that drives a man wild. So to honor these cotton-clad cuties, we’ve put together a staggeringly smokin’ collection of 60 Sexy Tube Socks Girls for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

We here at COED like to highlight as much of the beauty of the female form as possible. But the one thing we’ve failed to adequately feature are legs. While boobs and butts get all the attention these days, sometimes there’s nothing better than a set of sexy stems. I mean, back in the day, it was all about the calves and the “flank” and whatever else part of the leg women would show off in olden times.

Originally, Cinco de Mayo was about Mexican victory over the French, when those baguette-eating bastards tried to overtake the city of Puebla. But these days it’s more about seeing how far gone the bottle of tequila can go before somebody blacks out. So we’ve put together a collection of the 44 hottest Mexican models on the planet. Maybe that will make you want to stay conscious this year. Salud!

Just a short time ago, 64 teams entered into the March Madness tournament filled with hopes of NCAA basketball glory. But after a lot of sweat, tears and bracket-killing upsets, we’re down to the lucky bastards of the Sweet 16. And we could think of no better way to celebrate this than, you guessed it, cheerleaders!

From hanging with porn stars to Jane’s Addiction rockin’ show at the Playboy party to Kanye West secret Levi’s Fader Fort show, 2009′s SXSW was a marathon of awesomeness. And though the festivities are over, it wouldn’t be COED-complete without highlighting one of our favorite features of the festival – the lovely ladies of SXSW!

Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.
No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if y… Click to read more

‘Don’t let the name fool you – just like the deep dish, the upright position of her legs means she’ll enjoy an extra large potion. Grab her ankles for control and use her whimpers and moans to gauge your rhythm.’
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Today’s Topic: On the Hood
”If there’s anything better than sex in the car, it’s sex on the car. If you’re in the mood for some open air action, or want to put on a show for the rest of the folks in the parking garage, study these sex positions, lay your honey across the hood and start your engines.”
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