Black Friday is a time when even the most frugal shoppers wake up early and empty out their wallets. In the past people would have to wake up at ungodly hours and check the newspaper on the day to become aware of the the massive discounts.

Now, thanks to 21st century technology, the deals are leaked all over the internet.

Find solace in knowing you’re ahead of the curve this Black Friday. (more…)

At the premiere of Resident Evil: Extinction in Las Vegas Sylvester Stallone and his posse rolled up like “Whaaaaaaaaat…I’m Sly/Rocky/Rambo and this is my posse, son!”

Sly gave the Hollywood Reporter exclusive inside information on what will be the finest piece of cinema this millennium – John Rambo: In the Serpent’s Eye.

So, I’m assuming you clicked the link and heard all the leaked info. You’re ready to post all about it in your blog thingamabob, right?

Right? No?

Let me guess: you’re wondering, “What news? Nobody said anything worth reporting, and all Sly said was that ‘Rambo is in a very grumpy mood, and he’s gonna let it all out.’”

That’s all you need to know, truth-seeker – this isn’t The Darjeeling Limited.

Sly stating that Rambo is “very grumpy” in John Rambo is like hearing that God is “kinda-sorta mad” at mankind. January 25, 2008 can’t come soon enough.

I mean c’mon…take a look at the picture! Rambo versus a poisonous snake! A Rambo and snake stare-off! F*** it, this is the best movie ever already.

A stret neer Northwod Elemantarie skool in Kalamamamazoo, Michegane haez the werd “school” misspelld on the pavment. Idiots. (Seattle Pi)

Cocksox: the new speedo, but much worse. (Cocksox.com)

Blender’s “Top 10 NFL Stadium Anthems That Must Be Retired.” (Blender)

Paris Hilton sues Hallmark for using her likeness on a card. That’s hot. (TMZ)

Nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens get her booted from Disney, High School Musical 3. In other news: Zac Efron is still under contract, therefore still in the closet. (Post Chronicle)

Bin-Laden bootleg video in the hands of U.S. authorities; surpasses Kanye West’s Graduation as biggest leak of the month. (MSNBC)

Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead.

Upon the news of Detective Kerry’s murder, two seasoned FBI profilers, Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) and Agent Perez, arrive at the depleted police precinct and help veteran Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) sift through Jigsaw’s latest grizzly game of victims and piece together the puzzle. However, when SWAT Commander Rigg, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw (Tobin Bell), is suddenly abducted and thrust into the madman’s harrowing game, the officer has but ninety minutes to overcome a series of interconnected traps…or face the deadly consequences.