No matter how much you wish you could escape the awful local advertising in every city and small town in America, you can’t.  Bad jingles, horrible rhymes, and off tune singing seem to be the recipe for horrible, low budget advertising on the boob tube. The culprits are usually car dealers, furniture stores, lawyers, and insurance companies who blind us with their hideous special effects and assault our ears with deafening roars or choppy dialogue. Yet, they still entertaining. We give you The Worst Local TV Commercials.

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Finally, a remote human possibility: Dessert Beer! (College Candy)
Two a**hole teenagers taunt and beat down a group of deaf kids at a party. WHAT?
(Mercury News)
Lawyer bills client $5,700 for a brief he copied-and-pasted from the internet. Hey…that’s kinda like what I’m doing right now – for $5,700 a pop. (Tax Prof. Blog)
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