Now this woman is going to seem completely out of her mind. But don’t act like you’ve never wanted to do this to a lawnmower. Hell, I’ve done this to a lawnmower. That’s part of the reason I live in New York City, so I don’t have to deal with this kind of bullsh*t anymore.I might not have gone quite this nuts, though…

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Mowing the lawn as a child is a rite of passage, passed down through several generations of Americans that prize green, well-trimmed grass more than raising a family To sport the greate… Click to read more