The Girls of The Hills: Bikini Edition

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For whatever reason, people still find it amazingly entertaining to watch hot rich people do stupid sh!t with their lives. But as a dude, getting through a whole episode can be kind of rough, sometimes. So instead of forcing you to sit through a bunch of episodes just to see Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad (oh yeah, and Lo and Stephanie Pratt, too) stripped-down and looking sexy, we’ve put together this bootylicious compilation of the superfly cast wearing only bikinis, like God intended.

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The Hills Hotness: Five Things Dudes Will Like About Tonight’s Finale

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Tonight is the season finale of MTV’s The Hills. The party is going down at New York City’s Tavern on the Green, kicking off at 10PM. This might not be a big deal to you. But to your girlfriend, tonight is like Christmas come early.

Since you’ll probably get dragged into watching it anyway, below we’ve given you five reasons why you should be excited for tonight’s finale…and surprise surprise, all five are of the female nature.

Click the photos to see full galleries of The Hills stars Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, and Whitney Port. Also included, Pussycat Doll Nicole Sherzinger – because the Doll’s will be performing at tonight’s finale – and seeing Sherzinger in leather pants can turn any frown upside down.

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Coolest. College. President. Ever.

Coolest. College. President. Ever. [PICS]

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Shia LaBeouf Gets Blown Up, Real Bad

Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

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Crazy Bull Jumpers [video]

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Hooters’ Brittany is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Who knows exactly when this glowing example of the human form, Brittney decided her fate was to be a super hot blonde who perfectly fills out a bikini (or Hooters shirt). But we’re sure happy she went with that life-plan!

Check out Hooters’ Brittany Daily Snapshot gallery

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The Week in Re-Boob: July 21-25

Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!

From now on, we’ll be giving you “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from around the Web over the past week. That means all the hottest photo galleries of the hottest chicks in one place. It’s guaranteed to turn that Monday frown upside down.

Drunken Apologies: An Open Letter.

Drunken Apologies: An Open Letter.

Recapping MLB’s First Half Using Bon Jovi Songs

INTERNATIONAL HOTTNESS: Ramona “Bambola” Chorleau

Yogi Berra’s Payback For Sarah Jessica Parker’s Horse Face

Miley Cyrus Likes Licking Things

Lauren Conrad MLB All-Star Game After Party Pics

Man Robs Store With Fake Grenade

Brian Austin Green Lies! Megan Fox IS Single

10 Most Infamous Topless Movie Scenes Of All-Time [NSFW]

Skater Meets Pole [Video]

Celebrity Fight Club: Ryan Reynolds vs. Dane Cook

Ashley Benson Is The New Hottness

Village People At The All-Star Game

Rambo Rips A Guys Throat Out

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The Big Girl Epidemic

November 9, 2007 - 2:50 pm

Heidi Montag“Does Your Girlfriend Act Her Age?” tells us that “the women you date should behave—and look—like grown-ups, not characters from High School Musical.” It also explains that with each new episode of The Hills,Gossip Girls and each new tabloid story “chronicling the dysfunction of the Lindsays, Britneys, Nicoles, Heidis, and Laurens” this grown-up type of woman gets harder and harder to find.

I get the feeling that a lot of women are dressing and acting that way because they think that that’s what guys want,” says Jean Twenge, associate professor of psychology at San Diego State University and author of Generation Me, a book about American youth culture. “It’s the same thing as older women getting plastic surgery. The idea is that what men want is a woman who looks 18. Although they don’t usually want a woman who acts 18.” Twenge laughs, then adds, “And that’s where the problem comes in.”

“I’ve been meditating on the question of why women in their twenties seem to be obsessed with all things teen—fashion, slang, gossip, et cetera,” says Anastasia Goodstein, publisher of ypulse.com, a marketing website. “The reality is that teen culture has come to define pop culture.”

As the usual markers of American adulthood—marriage, career, kids—get more and more delayed, the simple-minded distractions of adolescence have extended their grip on the adult brain.
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