Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

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Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked!

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919 Is The New Perfect 10

The days of rating babes like Marisa Miller a “10″ are over!

The Area Code System is much more complex and accurate because we know not all 7’s, 8’s and 9’s are created equal.

The code, broken down by PutUpYourDukes, goes like this:

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).

Now when you’re at Palm Bar in Morristown on Thursday night and a member of the opposite sex walks by you can discreetly convey her hottness and whether or not you’d “do” her with this hyper accurate three digit code.

I really wouldn’t be surprised to hear Johnny Drama and Turtle talking about the new Area Code System on the upcoming season of Entourage.

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Lauren Caitlin Upton: Miss South Carolina

COED Presents: The Best Pop-Culture Costumes for Halloween 2007

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We here at COED already went over costumes on the cheap; this time around we jump into the best pop-culture influenced costumes for Halloween, from puppy-punching athletes and brainiac bimbos to cross-dressing boxers and political bathroom buddies.

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2007 MTV VMAs: A Conspiracy Theory!

Britney Spears  2007 VMAsWhat. Is. Going. On.

This is the sloppiest award show ever, and everybody with respected talent seem to be causing it…purposely!

WHAT DID BRITNEY DO? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??

What is happening?

Is this the first death knoll onto pop culture?

Are the VMAs inadvertently exposing the talentless wasteland that is pop music?

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Miss Teen South Carolina: Miss Understood?

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After her less-than-stellar answer to a simple question concerning maps during the “Miss Teen USA” pageant Lauren Caitlin Upton appeared on the Today show to redeem herself.

Matt Lauer and Ann Curry, ever the defenders, hand-fed South Carolina’s finest cartographer her dignity by strategically answering the questions they asked before Upton had a chance to.

Curry: “…And it was the first time you had actually been on national television. Here you were competing and it was…it was…just one of those moments when you were asked this question…I’m sure everything came at you at once.”

Upton: “Yes. Everything did come at me at once.”

Moments later Lauer chimed in with an assist:

Lauer: “Please don’t let it get you down. I mean…and I know the fact that it’s on YouTube and a lot of people are watching it right now probably has to be a double-edged sword. On the one hand you think it’s kind of funny; on the other hand it’s not all that funny to you, is it?”

Upton: “Um, no, but then again looking back on it I am sitting here laughing at myself.”

Her answer mirrors Lauer’s 50/50 split of the incident being funny/not funny.
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6PM Hottie Alert: Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton

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Lauren Caitlin Upton headerIn the last 48 hours 3 million people have seen this beautiful 17-year-old from South Carolina make an ass of herself on national TV. If you don’t believe me check out our article on the phenomenon and the retarded video here. Well, CO-ED has compiled an extensive photo gallery of Miss Upton for your enjoyment.

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Shocker! Miss Teen South Carolina Flubs Answer About Education

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The great state of South Carolina is represented flawlessly by Ms. South Carolina, a blonde, dumb-as-bricks girl who sputtered out delicious quotes on the subject of U.S. maps during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.

In less than a minute Lauren Caitlin Upton’s brain is able to wax political about the United States’ lack of maps, “The Iraq,” South Africa, “Asian Countries,” education and “everywhere, like and such as.”

I’m 100% positive that she memorized the most-searched political words and phrases on Ask Jeeves when preparing for the pageant.

I’m also 100% positive that I’ll use her answer as my new monologue the next time I audition for a part in a feature film.

Watch the video after the jump.

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