College Basketball 3-Point Line Pushed Back

The three-point line is being moved back one foot—to 20′9″—which will spread defenses, clog the middle, turn mediocre shooters into bad ones, turn decent shooters into legends, kill the mid-majors, keep underdogs in games, eliminate furious comebacks, and make the 6′10″ forward who likes to step out and take the long J obsolete. Or make him the most valuable player on the floor. You never really know with these things. [Dead Spin]

Larry Johnson Alleged Victim a Former “Women of KU” Calendar Girl?

If commenters on the Kansas City Star website are correct – and two bloggers seem to think so – then the latest alleged victim of Larry Johnson’s aggressive off-the-field issues, Ashley Stewart, was once in the “Women of KU” swimsuit calendar.

If you ask us, she kind of looks like a cross between Mya and Vanessa Minnillo.

In case you needed a refresher on LJ’s alleged courting of Stewart. [The Big Lead]

Binghamton University B-ball Player Busted Stealing 36 Condoms From Wal-Mart

What is up with athletes trying to rip off condoms?

C’mon brah, you can’t possibly be stupid enough to go five-finger discount on 36 condoms at 2 p.m. in the afternoon. That is exactly what authorities are claiming. [Busted Coverage]

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Kickers scoring more than RB’s, Chargers’ Defense holders wanting Ed Hochuli’s head on a platter, Aaron Rodgers playing like Peyton Manning (and Peyton playing like sh!t) – Cats and Dogs living together…MASS HYSTERIA!

Week 2 may have lacked Tom Brady and LT, but there was no shortage of drama and disappointment: (more…)

So I got the 5th pick in my draft this year. I was poised and ready to go, but like any draft I only got half of the guys I wanted. Among my top picks were Brady, Young (as a back up), Alge Crumpler, Dante Stallworth, Javon Walker, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, and Laurence Maroney.

Then God struck.

All of the above been smited down by the almighty, except for Maroney – who was smited down by Bill Belichick. PLAY HIM YOU BASTARD!!! Screw Sammy Morris and put him in the game…AHHHHHH!!!!! …whewh…ok…

I understand Bilichick being a douche to me, but why you God? Why not strike down mediocre players who strut too much or talk too loud. So, Lord, here are my suggestions… (more…)