If you’re a rapper who likes to make it rain or addicted to the smell of baby wipes, dim lighting, and flowery-smelling lotions (i.e. me), you just can’t enough of the strip club. A lot of dudes think it’s just one big wallet-draining cock tease, but those of us with ingenuity know to wear silk or stain shorts without underwear when receiving a lap dance. Still, with the economy sucking dong, we long for the days when, as N.E.R.D. put it, “You can get this lap dance here for free”. Well, now it’s come true with RCRD LBL’s Lap Dance playlist. Check it out then download all the tracks for free after the jump.

Last Saturday, Nicki Minaj brought out Drake to give him a special lap dance during her Toronto show of the Femme Fatales tour with Britney Spears. This comes days after Britney gave DJ Pauly D a lap dance. Nicki and Drake are apparently hooking up, so are we to assume Brit and Pauly D are? And, what’s with lap dances during concerts? Rihanna gave one to a 60 year old. Are all female singers horny as hell? I need to get me one of those. Check out Nicki’s lap dance with Drake then let us know who you’d like a lap dance from in our poll after the jump.

Let’s face it, Santa’s life kinda sucks. His wife’s let herself go, his home’s in the coldest place on earth and he spends the last month of every year with a urine filled lap left by balling babies at the local mall. It’s no wonder he likes to drink. But with all the bad, there’s also some good. And we have to think, these gorgeous gals sitting on Santa’s lap is more than enough to keep him coming back year after year… regardless of the occasional awkward boner.

Natalie’s always been a favorite here at COED – just look at some of our posts: we’d cast her in the All Female A-Team movie, The Golden Girls remake, and as Supergirl. But this year the eco-friendly, vegetarian, dangerously hot Harvard alumni cemented her spot in our memories forever with her thong-baring scene in the “Your Highness” trailer and her perform… Click to read more

Mexico’s Hottest Sportscaster and FHM’s fifth sexiest female sports reporter caused waves when reports that the Jets harassed her before an interview with QB Mark Sanchez went public. The Jets already had their hands full with other allegations that former team captain Brett Favre sent penis pics to then reporter Jenn Sterger, which prompted us to ask if h… Click to read more

This 23 year old actress first caught our eye in “Hot Tub Time Machine” back in March playing the Great White Buffalo (John Cusack’s ex-girlfriend, Jennie, in the 80s) then blew us away about a month later with her performance as the lead’s longtime high school crush Katie in “Kick Ass”. When the new fall TV schedule released, we were more than overjoyed to see s… Click to read more

Saving money and and being cheap is awesome. How else are you going to save enough money to buy the quality porn that you want? But there are a few times in a man’s life when he has to shell out real cash if he wants to get good quality services and products.

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea. I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before.

With the economy slowing grinding to a halt, the sub-prime mortgage crisis, gas prices rising and the US dollar tanking, American’s are spending less on ‘luxury items’–and strippers are starting to feel the pinch. Thing is, stripping still brings home the bacon better than most jobs out there, so more and more women are opting to… Click to read more

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea.
I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfort… Click to read more

New York Magazine does these Sex Diaries that are sometimes cool, sometimes lame. Sometimes they’re interesting portrayals of every day life, and sometimes they make it seem like EVERYONE in New York City is having copious amounts of crazy sex — which isn’t always the case, btw. What would happen, I wondered, if someone blogged about their sex life for a week… Click to read more