Beam me up Scotty; there is no intelligence life down here. Captain Kirk and the rest of the Star Trek crew had it right when they utilized the teleportation system to get from point A to point B. The traditional methods of moving around are not good enough to get the job done anymore; they are too dangerous. However, with the need to go to crazy places like work, school, dates, vacation, and most importantly the bar—we need to travel. Travel simply sucks these days, but if we could teleport it would not be half bad and the pitfalls that plague most travel methods would not be an issue.

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The Tour de France gets underway on Saturday so we’ve put together a skintastic collection of sexy babes on bicycles, many of whom seem to be completely naked. Why anyone would want to ride a bike naked, we have no clue. But we’re sure happy these lovely ladies do! When you’re done checking out the 2010 smoke shows click over to our 2009 edition of Le Tour de Femmes for dozens more hotties!

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The 2009 Tour de France is coming to a close this weekend, and it doesn’t look like ol’ Lance Armstrong is going to be winning it this year. Instead, it’s Armstrong’s teammate, Alberto Contador who’s currently in possession of the yellow jersey which, we’ve just found out, is presented (along with the poka dotted “King of the Mountain” jersey) by – you guessed it – super hot chicks!

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