Your girlfriend can be really lame when she is mad. Nagging, bringing up completely irrelevant side arguments and constantly hitting you with low blows – it’s just plain annoying but it’s a part of life.

Being a guy, it’s natural to want to win the argument; since we are the “stronger” sex there’s no reason not to (I’m kidding! Don’t hurt me, honey!). Winning lover’s spats is a major piece to the 300-piece “Becoming a Man” puzzle, and once you know how to do it you’ll be ready to dump her lame-ass whiny self and move on to a real woman.

Below are the steps to winning a lovers spat in a calm, effective manner. It’s so good in fact, that you will get laid after. If you don’t believe me, read after the jump and thank me later! (more…)

When I first stumbled upon the worldwide sensation known as Tecktonik I thought “Oh boy, these techno-freaks-slash-coked-up-ravers are gonna give Guidos a run for their money.” Then I watched this video compilation of Tecktonik kids dancing it up…and I still think that I’m right.

Outside of a few cute girls gyrating all serpentine and slinky this sensation screams rave tents, ecstasy and pacifiers. B-boys or bust.