Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can’t resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn’t just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’… Click to read more

Twenty-one year old Kristen Cavallari of MTV’s The Hills and Laguna Beach is looking hotter than ever. Check out her Miss COED gallery after the jump!… Click to read more

Name: Colt Brennan
Stats: College: University of Hawaii
Hometown: Laguna Beach, California
Poke factor: Quarterback for University of Hawaii, 2007 Heisman Trophy finalist, holder of 29 NCAA Division I-A records including most career touchdown passes and will play University of Georgia in the Allstate Sugar Bowl on Jan 1 at 8:30PM on FOX.
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