Halloween Weekend was hard on Colt McCoy’s Texas Longhorns. After being PWND in the first half by Graham Harrell and the Tech Red Raiders, McCoy led a second half comeback vaulting Texas into the lead with less than 90 seconds to go. As remarkable as it was, it was not remarkable enough. The Horns were PWND yet again in the final seconds with Harrell’s phenomenal touchdown pass to Michael Crabtree, sealing the deal for the Raiders victory.
As ugly as this game was at times, there was nothing ugly about the student bodies filling the stands. And regardless of which Texas team you were rooting for, these pictures prove us all to be winners.
The Arizona Cardinals are going to enter the 2008 NFL season with the ancient former grocery-bagger Kurt Warner as their starting quarterback, despite having the talented and expensive former first round pick Matt Leinart chilling on the pine.
Leinart started the first five games of 2007 before suffering a fractured collarbone against the St. Louis Rams. However, Leinart is back and healthy this preseason – yet the powers that be are handing the team back over to Warner. (more…)
Following R. Kelly’s lead, these people believe they can fly – and they succeed (somewhat)! Not impressed yet? Check out this video – 100% pure adrenaline right there!
I’m all about the truth – truth in relationships, truth in politics, truth in what a girl is hiding underneath her undergarments. The act of stuffing should be exclusive to Santa Claus and Thanksgiving.
The Wonderbra was designed to make women feel better about their lack of rack by padding around their mini-rounds. How is that any better than me stuffing a sock around m’thing? It’s false advertising for sure; then again I truly feel for women who are only judged on the size of their womanhood.
Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with levers and springs and stuff (uh-huh!) when he should be taking out the trash (snap, snap)?
Her Depot – yes, I’m serious; that’s the moniker – is a “sister store” of the popular chain of home improvement stores…with a female twist!
Instead of purchasing important items like snowblowers and aluminum siding you can buy real home essentials like flowers, storage bins, furniture, flowers, super cute kitchen stuff, pottery and flowers.
Face it: you suck at buying or preparing a quality costume for Halloween. It happens.
To make matters worse you are the third-wheel to an “adorable couple” who are 100% in tandem with their costumes, making you even lamer by comparison.
In the event you want to ditch the couples on Halloween night you still have your friends to worry about. The vast majority of them are too douchy to even attempt wearing a costume for fear it will make them look lame in front of scantily-clad chicks – which of course they already do.
Hey ladies: imagine your man saying “don’t worry sweetie, I’m on the pill” right before you go at it. Yeah, we can’t either. (MSNBC)
A man in Cambridge, Massachusetts has taken the phrase “time is money” to a whole new level. (Boston News)
Redneck romance: man paints wedding proposal on his demolition derby car. (Yahoo)
Mayor Bloomberg thinks it’s “ridiculous” that people would criticize surveillance cameras watching your every move. I couldn’t agree more with Mr. Bloomberg; the average American could sure use some privacy-killing paparazzi in their lives. (NY Daily)
And you thought teenage girls lived at the Mall. (ABC)
Ladies be warned: you can’t change a player’s game in the 9th inning. (NY Post)
When violators of driving laws are stopped, Illinois will take their toll. (Chicago Sun-Times)
A Headmaster in the U.K. school system says children should have “a daily dose of fear.” When reached for comment, Severus Snape didn’t return calls immediately. (DailyMail)
Women directors help raise bottom line in businesses, among other things… (Reuters)
“Happy Birthday, mom!” “Thank you very much, my two 30-something sons with outstanding moral fiber! Now cut the cake…I said THE CAKE!!” (Sun-Times)