Wrap It Up is COED’s end of the day feature in which we highlight the day’s best, buzzworthy, most WTF pics, vids, stories, and headlines on the internet. Today’s items feature the Dodgers going broke, Jose Canseco getting ejected, Michael Jackson’s Thriller jacket 7 figure price tag, Billy the Kid’s only known photograph selling for 7 figures, a drunk woman spraying breast milk at cops, Karen Gillan stumbling through hotel hallways nude, Rosario Dawson planking, the Shannon Twins mesh dresses, Sara Jean Underwood’s bikini, Charlie Sheen goddess-less, the whitest colleges in America, gay pride and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder, Manny Ramirez was just busted for failing a performance-enhancing drug test. As a result, Man-Ram received a 50 game suspension effective immediately. Aside from totally screwing over the Dodgers, Manny’s absence will cost him roughly $7.7 million. So just to rub in the sheer stupidity of his actions, we’ve decided to throw together a list of 50 ways he could have better blown that cash.

Since trading Manny Ramirez to the Dodgers, there has been one man who has missed “Manny Being Manny” the most – David Ortiz.  Without Manny hitting behind him, Ortiz has regressed back to his normal mediocre
self and is no longer carrying the big stick as the folk hero he has become since going to Boston.
David Ortiz was nicknamed “B… Click to read more

With a name like Luisana Lopilato, you have to be famous. And this 21-year-old Argentinian actress and model has been blowing up in South America since the age of 12 with her roles in Chiquititas and Rebelde Way. And to go along with growing her celebrity, Luisana just got hotter and hotter, landing on the cover of Maxim and tons of other publications. When you&… Click to read more

Good thing the writer’s strike brought this season of 24 to a halt, because the real-life Jack Bauer starts his 48-day jail sentence for DUI today.
Seven-year-old girl shot six times while saving mother from raging gunman – and lives!
The Sirius Stiletto 2, a portable player that offers satellite radio on-the-go, is getting rave reviews.
Ham S… Click to read more

Alex Rodriguez is in the final stages of contract negotiations with the L.A. Dodgers.
At 9AM (Pacific time) Rodriguez’s management was grabbing an early brunch with friends, one person in the party being an undisclosed high ranking MLB official, in Los Angeles. At this brunch terms of Rodriguez’s soon to be signed “5 year contractR… Click to read more

The Journal News is reporting that Joe Torre has signed on to manage the LA Dodgers 10 days after he turned down a one-year offer from the NY Yankees.
Although a formal announcement is not expected until Tuesday morning two sources are reporting that Torre will bring Don Mattingly along as bench coach and will hire Kevin Long as the hitting coach.
The 2007 Dodge… Click to read more