Congrats to Kristin Gustafson of Turlock, CA. She beat out thousands of girls (and a handful of former Miss COED models) to become Maxim’s 2009 Hometown Hottie winner. When asked by Maxim is she had any hidden talents Kristin said she can, “flex my boobs to the beat of any song,” a truly mid-blowing visual.

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This sexiness feels naughty…