If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

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Twenty-one year old Kristen Cavallari of MTV’s The Hills and Laguna Beach is looking hotter than ever. Check out her Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

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