Video games give us an outlet to do the things we normally can’t in real life. Some would say the same thing about drinking. So, it’s no surprise that boozing and video games a match made in cyber heaven, a winning combination like cocaine and waffles. Playing video games drunk is the ultimate test of merit and skill, that often finds you talking to the characters on-screen. Well, what if you could get drunk WITH them? Check out the top 11 video game characters we’d get wasted with and vote for the guy you’d like to bend elbows with after the jump!

Ah, the Ancient Greek Gods. When they’re not eating their own children, or sexually assaulting our women, they’re monkeyshining us into killing our families. Such is the plight of Kratos, the sword-swinging star of the mega-popular, and mega-violent, God of War.