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Haddaway said it best: “What is love?” We all want to know what love is. All my life, I’ve been trying to harness the power of love. While some may say love stinks, they’ve probably never had a kiss from a rose on the bay. A moment like that can last a lifetime. When a man loves a woman, it can turn into an eternal flame. Sometimes you learn your lesson from real life but you can also learn a whole lot from movies. So, to help you with your romantic endeavors, we’ve pulled love lessons from 14 classic love stories. Can you feel the love? You bet your sweet ass we do. Read more after the jump!

It ain’t easy being single. Each year millions of men plunk down serious cash to learn the ways of the woman in the hopes they can get a little of the ol’ in-and-out. For some guys, picking up chicks is like second nature – they have the confidence and more importantly the thick skin to brush off wisecracks, putdowns, and negs. While pick up artists like Mystery wear goofy sh*t and pretend there are fights outside to get a woman’s attention, we at COED look no further than the movies for our inspiration. Yes, movies are fictional, contrived, carefully and meticulously structured works in which all involved are conspiring to get you to suspend your disbelief but sometimes there are some truths hidden within its smoke and mirrors. These following tips and movies are shining examples of how to at least get them on the hook. The rest is up to you, playboy.

For anyone that has ever laughed at a movie, Saul Austerlitz’s Another Fine Mess: A History of American Film Comedy is a must read. Whether you’re a film buff or not, this anthology holds nothing back when it comes to tackling the genre of comedy in American film.

Over the last few years writer/director/producer Judd Apatow has had the Midas Touch in the film industry, responsible for hits including Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
His latest film, Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, hits theaters on Wednesday August 6th, is a surefire stoner classic.… Click to read more

In what would seem a moment of incredible shared stupidity, 17 girls at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts made a secret pact to get pregnant, and did. With teachers and administrators confused by the increase in knocked-up students–four times last year’s amount–the girls were doing whoever they could to get a bun in the oven. One… Click to read more

Yesterday, Katherine Heigl announced that she has removed her name from this years Emmy Award ballot, saying it wasn’t deserved. The Knocked Up leading lady is also set to star in upcoming film The Ugly Truth. Fortunately for you, there’s nothing ugly about Heigl’s exclusive Miss COED Photoshoot.
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Desperate for guidance, David hires an expert to teach him how to attract women.… Click to read more

Over 1,000 people voted in our recent poll What Is The Best Show On TV and The Office came out on top with 13% of the votes. So, you want more Office content? Ask and you shall recieve.
I bet you didn’t know that Steve Carell called out of work on the first day of the writers strike citing “enlarged balls.” Pretty sweet fact right?!
Up your Office… Click to read more

Britney Spears rumors have been flying this week like whoa!
If you are gullible enough to believe every single rumor you hear (like us!) then apparently Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins and has a secret room in her mansion dedicated to kinky S&M romps.
All of that may seem a little far fetched (well, maybe not the S&M part), but the latest rumor… Click to read more

Our gorgeous cover model is making a splash in the new hit drama Grey’s Anatomy. Now, she’s getting the CO-ED treatment.

Featherbeds, futons, laundry bags, white boards – you don’t need any of them.
They don’t matter; they’re inconsequential in you enjoying time away from your ‘rents house and avoiding embarrassing, CollegeHumor-worthy moments. A spiffy laundry bag from your mom isn’t going to help you through college, let alone… Click to read more

I am completely baffled whenever I hear anybody say they find Dane Cook funny. Every time. Without fail. Am I being too critical or are the standards for comedy lower than ever?
What has Cook ever done that’s even remotely funny? He’s a third-rate Adam Sandler man-boy out to please vapid sorority chicks and pre-teen boys who haven’t learn… Click to read more

Just when you thought Knocked Up was the last word on unplanned pregnancy in a comedy, Juno rolls through with a slight modification: teenage pregnancy, a parents’ least-favorite subject.
Starring Arrested Development alumni Jason Bateman and Michael Cera – alas, neither actor appears onscreen together – Juno tells the story of Jun… Click to read more

Walk Hard is upcoming Judd Apatow comedy film expected to be released in December of 2007. The movie will star John C. Reilly as famous musician Dewey Cox and Jenna Fischer as his wife Darlene. The movie will be a parody of musician biopics like Ray and Walk the Line.… Click to read more