If you ever find yourself at a reggaeton rap concert where Pitbull is performing, I think it’s probably a good idea not to climb on stage and get in that dude’s face. Because when you do, you get knocked the f**k out.

I’ve never been one for little guys fighting, but Saturday Night’s Pacquiao Vs. Hatton fight in Las Vegas had me goin’ pretty good.  Sure, HBO’s Pacquiao-Hatton 24/7 helped to build the hype, but Hatton had no chance from the get go.  Hatton went down twice in the 1st round and met his fate with a last minute left-cross in the 2nd to end his title run.

Ricky was knocked-the-f*ck-out / clock-cleaned / layed-the-f*ck down with less than 10 seconds to go in round number 2.  Minutes later, Hatton was still clueless of his where-abouts.  Butal, but awesome.  In my mind, Hatton went down too quick and it’s all too convenient that Floyd Mayweather Jr. announced this morning, he was coming out of retirement to show he was, and is, still the greatest little-man-fighter on the planet. In a sport that is way struggling for attention, certainly there is no better dramatic story than the comeback of Floyd Jr. vs. the ferocious ingenue of his estranged trainer-father.  Just saying.   Here are some highlights from the fight.

Getting knocked out sucks no matter when or how it happens. But it sucks way, way worse to get jumped and knocked the f**k out at McDonald’s. I have no idea what this dude did to deserve this, but hopefully it was worth it.  (more…)

With the recession coming home to roost on Wall Street, New York’s about to get dangerous again. In fact, someone was just robbed in my apartment building last week – something that hasn’t happend in seven years of living in this neighborhood. So it’s probably a good time to learn to defend myself properly. But instead of learning an entire fighting style, I think I’m just going to learn this…

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Sometimes, somebody just messes with you when they shouldn’t. And that person has another thing coming. In this case, that other thing is getting knocked out faster than Kimbo Slice.

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