With news of 24 getting the green light to become a movie along with speculation about other shows (CSI, etc.), we have to wonder if Hollywood has amnesia. You see, it’s so rare for a TV show to make the leap to the big screen and not pay dearly for it! So, even though some producer or director will f*** ‘em up with their own retarded “vision” or modernizing or re-imagining, here’s our list of TV shows that would make great movies (in the right hands). See the list and vote for your favorite after the jump!

What’s wrong with vehicles today: nearly everything! We have to put up with poor gas mileage, traffic, road rage and the lack of lasers and time-traveling technology. It’s days like these we wish we were living in the worlds of geek fantasy, where getting to work on time isn’t a problem and going on a date with Cleopatra in 1920s New York is a reality! There’s plenty of sick rides that our characters use to get from point A to point B, but which ones make us wish science would catch up to the advancements our nerdy realms have made possible? Buckle up and check out COED’s top ten list of fictional vehicles we wish were real!

If there was a gun to my head, I’d say the Hoff is right up there with some of the greatest men int he history of the world. He has significantly changed the way in which we live our everyday lives. And since he got ripped a new pooper on his Comedy Central Roast, let me show you just why the Hoff has made life so awesome.

Originality and Hollywood just don’t go hand in hand anymore. So many remakes are on the horizon. And with so many entertainment venues available to consumers it is becoming harder daily to come up with a good idea that no one has ever done. Hence, remakes are the name of the game now.

In a couple of short weeks, with the Olympics over and the dog days of summer crawling back into their hole for another year, the networks release unto us the new seasons of some of the best entertainment this side of a Michael Phelps race.
But with so many options to choose from, it’s hard to know which ones to give priority on your Tivo. So we’ve narr… Click to read more

Like most disgruntled viewers of television today, I wonder why the f*** studios find it necessary to churn out countless amounts of updates and remakes instead of delivering fresh, interesting show concepts. I’m well aware of the motives behind the retreads – playing it safe while pleasing the easily pleased – but fact is fact: lame at… Click to read more

If this isn’t the textbook definition of “teaser” I don’t know what is:

Fun fact: the voice of the new KITT (Knight Industries Three Thousand) will be none other than Arrested Development alumni Will Arnett!
G.O.B. to voice KITT? That’s all I needed to know; I’m officially pumped about the show now.
Knight Rider will… Click to read more

In the 80′s and 90′s David Hasselhoff was the king of cool.
Dubbed “The Hoff,” he’s best known for his lead roles in Knight Rider and Baywatch, a successful music career (in Germany) and his marvelous chest hair.
Hasselhoff has partaken in many photoshoots throughout the years, some good, some bad – almost all questi… Click to read more

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