To guys, women are still a complete mystery. Unfortunately, most of the time we focus on the negatives of this, like What the hell does “feeling fat” mean? Rarely, however, do we focus on their secret awesome side – the drunk girl-on-girl kissing, pillow fighting in their underwear side. But today, we’re going to highlight one of the best and most mysterious of all: their “Let’s have a slumber party and fondle each other!” side. It’s like they’re doing it just to keep our fantasies fueled. Not that we’re complaining or anything… Enjoy!

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We can’t explain it (not in words at least), but there’s just something about seeing girls kissing each other that causes a man to drop whatever he’s doing and stare. Which is probably why girls get drunk and start slathering smooches all over each other every chance they get. But whatever the reason, it’s F’ing awesome. So to celebrate this fantastic female feature, we’ve compiled photos of 317 drunk girls kissing, for your dirty, rotten pleasure. Enjoy!

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In the long list of why boobs are amazing, motorboating sits right up there at the top of the best things you can do with them in public, without getting arrested. It’s just one of those activities that makes everything in life seem good – we highly recommend it. And with July 4th coming up quickly, there’s going to ample opportunity for some drunken party girl motorboating. So we’ve compiled a massive gallery of more than 101 motorboating pics, to get you in the mood. As if you needed it…

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Nothing combines two of our favorite things in life – hot chicks and alcohol – like the body shot. Sure, it might not be the most sanitary way to get drunk, but it’s definitely as hell is the sexiest! We’re not even sure what it is that makes these lovely ladies want to lay down on a sticky bar, strip down to nearly nothing, get covered in everything from salt to a buttery nipple and have (hopefully) other hot chicks lick it all off of them – but by God, we’re happy they do!

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Sometimes, it’s the simplest things that affect you the most–meeting the love of your life, seeing your first born child for the first time, near-death experiences, finding Jesus–and pretty much anytime two chicks start making out.

It’s awesome. So awesome, it stops any dude in his tracks, drops his heart down to his balls, and turns on a blood rushing, animalistic furry of lust capable of taking down a full-grown rhinoceros. So grab onto something bolted to the floor, and get ready for hottest thing this side of Megan Fox.

Check out this SFW gallery after the jump.
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Dear Squinty-Eyed Pig Face Girl,

We haven’t known each other long, in fact we may never see each other again, but I feel the need to give you a little warning. I know you’re young and having fun, but a few of the things you do make you seem a little desperate, and that might get you a bad reputation.

I met you last night at the hot tub in our apartment complex, and I’m pretty sure you don’t remember very much of what happened there. Your face was abnormally small and took up a much smaller percentage of your head than a normal person’s. And as much as that scared me, it wasn’t the worst thing about you.

My roommates and I were relaxing after the bar, drinking a few beers and having a enjoying a soak– and then you showed up. (more…)

As we can see from the picture above, there is plenty more to be excited about than just soccer in this year’s Euro2008. The diehard female supporters of this years Euro2008 teams are just one more reason why we’ve been glued to the TV for every game.

Check out the girls from yeterday’s Euro2008 matches too!

After the jump check out today’s match-ups and see the teams’ girls. (more…)