It is time for “Black-on-Black” violence in The Ultimate Fighter, as Rampage Jackson so eloquently put it. The upcoming season will be one of the highest rated ever, with the cast listing that has been put together.

Sure, it features Rashaad Evans and Rampage as the coaches. Hopefully this time around, Rampage can keep from starting a high-speed car chase in his custom truck with his face and sponsors plastered on the side.

Unlike Brock Lesnar and his inability to grasp hype from his fragile little ego, however, the smack talk between Rampage and Rashaad is OBVIOUSLY part of the show. Rashaad throws out legit smack and then Rampage says something that just makes you laugh. They look like 2 guys who get in each others’ face, and then one of them cracks up causing both to laugh their asses to the bank.

The cast list for season 10 is pretty brilliant, with some standing out a little better than others. The obvious Kimbo Slice, but others more of a snicker than a gasp.

• Zak Jensen: Standout wrestler at Augsburg College (I don’t know where that is either)
• Marcus Jones: Former 1^st round NFL draft pick who had a six-year career with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
• Scott Junk: Division II All-American football player at Southwest Oklahoma State and fought in UFC 76.
• James McSweeney: Former international kickboxing and Muay Thai champion (International Bad Ass)
• John Madsen: Defeated Brock Lesnar in a high school wrestling match (Yeah…too bad we aren’t still in high school)
• Matt Mitrione: Played for New York Giants and Minnesota Vikings
• Roy Nelson: Former IFL Heavyweight Champion
• Demico Rogers: High school football and wrestling star
• Brendan Schaub: Played for Buffalo Bills and Arena Football’s Utah Blaze
• Darrill Schoonover: Decorated Army veteran (Will be rooting for this dude, but doesn’t have much of a chance)
• Wes Shivers: Former member of the Tennessee Titans and Atlanta Falcons
• Wes Sims: Fought two heated battles with former UFC champ Frank Mir at UFC 43 and UFC 46
• Kimbo Slice: Former EliteXC heavyweight contender (Press release says “YouTube Sensation,” but I had to cut that out)
• Abe Wagner: Played linebacker at Michigan Tech and has a degree in mechanical engineering (If the house has electrical issues, he will be the man)
• Mike Wessel: UFC veteran and former strength and conditioning coach at University of Arkansas
• Justin Wren: All-American high school wrestler

Brock beat up Frank Mir something pretty bad.

He THEN proceeded to: threaten ring security, flip off the crowd, curse and scream at his defeated opponent, and yell “F@$k you in the ass” to Frank Mir’s family. Even in the interview, as he received loud boos for being EVERYTHING that the MMA sport has worked to prevent, we kept saying that he loved the boos.

Hey Brock, you are not in the WWE anymore. You are not fighting Papa Shongo. You, in one night, set the MMA world back 10 years. Brock is everything that no one wanted to see in MMA, a big burly white trash over-steroided douchebag who has no respect for the discipline and sport of martial arts.

Go home Brock. Bang your 50 year old-looking wanna-be stripper wife, and go back to WWE. You are going to ruin a sport that has worked too hard to get where it is. Even Kimbo had better ring generalship and respect for the sport.

Please go ride your Harley without a helmet. I never thought I would say this, but hopefully Kimbo gets through TUF and brings some class back to the heavy weights.

UPDATE:

By now, everyone has had time to cool off, yours truly included. It is important to note several things. Brock has apologized, though half-hearted and a little more of a business apology than a personal one. We also received a phone call claiming potential defamation from Brock Lesnar’s people. Charming.

The facts are plain and simple. Before every fight, the participants are asked inflammatory interview questions. It is designed to inspire the casual MMA fan to fork over $44 USD for the PPV broadcast. No fight, could have POSSIBLY had badder blood than more smack than the last Tito Ortiz/Ken Shamrock fight. Hands down, no arguments. At the end of that fight, after some mild showmanship from Tito – nothing campared to Brock’s hissy fit, Tito and Ken hugged and spoke well of each other. Whatever drama the Lesnar camp is referring to, when they speak of Frank Mir’s comments, can only shadow in comparison in the aforementioned press sh*t-show. Frank Mir made comments and Brock Lesnar made comments. Brock won by face-smashing. The other facts are that Brock would note touch gloves at the beginning of the fight – ok I guess. At the end of the fight, Brock: flipped off the crowd, violated sponsorship agreements, got in Mir’s bloody face and yelled at his family. These are facts.

To flip off a crowd that paid money to see you fight and to get in your downed opponent’s face – is unsportsmanlike and classless.

To act like a spoiled child (though a 300lb child) and stomp around the ring because you “aren’t getting the respect you deserve” – makes you a punk.

Respect is earned. Yes Brock Lesnar, you hold the title. You have also fought under 10 fights. At 10 fights, you can make the respect argument. In the meantime, wave to the crowd, please the sponsors, shake hands and kiss Dana White’s ass for handing you the UFC Heavyweight title. You have defended well so far, but wait for 10 fights and respect will come.

Oh yeah, threats for calling you a classless punk when it is justified…not a good start.

With a name like Luisana Lopilato, you have to be famous. And this 21-year-old Argentinian actress and model has been blowing up in South America since the age of 12 with her roles in Chiquititas and Rebelde Way. And to go along with growing her celebrity, Luisana just got hotter and hotter, landing on the cover of Maxim and tons of other publications. When you’re this freakin’ gorgeous, you can pretty much do anything you want.

Saturday, October 11th

U.S. Tax System Explained In Beer

It is very easy to get confused when someone explains the US Tax system, but my buddy sent this e-mail chain message that breaks it down by relating the system to something we all understand very well – splitting the beer tab…Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…

Twelve Years ago, Joe Torre became the manager of the New York Yankees and guided them to the pinnacle of the baseball world in only his first season at the helm.  When Charlie Hayes made the final out in Game 6 of the 1996 World Series, the Yankees won the world championship for the first time in 18 years. This season he left the throne of New York to seek out another opportunity to prove his managerial superiority of this game.

Friday, October 10th

Ridiculously Rad Rollergirls

Saturday marks the 8th annual Texas Cavello Cup Roller Derby Championship and that means tons of super hot, tattooed, badass chicks brawling it out to become the queens of the rollergirl world. From the Cherry Bombs to the Rhinestone Cowgirls, these hardcore roller derby girls aren’t just hot, they could kick your ass with their eyes closed.

South Park Enjoys Raping Indiana Jones

Who needs SNL when rabid anal pummeling is readily available on Comedy Central? The geniuses behind South Park brilliantly spoofed Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones on Wednesday night and (surprise, surprise!) the execs at Paramount aren’t happy.

The episode, Olympic Nightmare, shamelessly draws from those please-god-make-it-stop scenes in The Accused and Deliverance. Anytime one of the SP boys screams “rape!” you know the show is about to go from funny to masterful.

Thursday, October 9th

How to Create the Ultimate Bachelor Pad

How do you create the ultimate bachelor pad so a lady – or possibly many ladies – will come through and not be turned off by the fact that you live in your own sh*t.

The most important things to keep in mind when designing your bachelor pad are: YOU must be comfortable there. A WOMAN should not be uncomfortable there. It should reveal your PERSONALITY. It should be a FUNCTIONAL place to live. It should look like a MAN lives there.

Boring News Day Playlist

Some days, there just isn’t that much interesting happening in the world. But instead of leaving you to click aimlessly through pages of boring news, we thought we’d brighten things up with a couple of tunes to go alone with it. So forget about the election for a while, sit back, relax and get ready to rock out!

Wednesday, October 8th

The 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time

If you haven’t noticed, we here at COED love women. We couldn’t live without them – neither could you. Another thing you might not have noticed is that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Since we much prefer the lovely ladies of the world happy, healthy and whole, we thought we’d help out.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon: Meet Hef’s New Twins

Meet the 19-year-old Kristina and Karissa Shannon otherwise known as Shannon Twins and Hugh Hefner’s new slumber party favorites. Both models from Hollywood, CA, these teenagers fill all the criteria that Hef has for a woman – young and blond. Which, if you’re going to only have two criteria, is a pretty good way to go. You know, we were just starting to feel sorry for the old brute. But in light of this new information – f**k that!

18 Facts Regarding Alcohol Use In College

College students drink – it’s a known fact. But the statistics regarding the level of intoxication in the future leaders of America seem to slip just beneath the radar. How much are you drinking? How much is everyone else drinking? Find out here.

4 Questions for Entourage Season 5

Arguably the best show on television, Entourage, is in the middle of it’s fifth season. For those of you who watch the program, there are a lot of questions that still have to be answered before this season is up. And I’m stuck wondering how they are going to resolve some of the issues that are still out on the table. For those of you who don’t watch the show or who have it on DVR, I don’t think any of these questions are spoilers, but read with caution.

Tuesday, October 7th

Busty Bartender Beauties

Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags? Second, is the bartender hot? If the answer to the second question is yes, even a room full of tools can make the evening worth it.

Even though you won’t get her number, since every dude in the place has already asked her for it, few things beat an evening of sloshing it up with your bros while a bodacious babe serves you drinks and calls you “Honey.” To honor these alcoholic angels of the night, we’ve scoured the Web to put together all the best busty bartenders we could find. So grab yourself a cold one, sit back and enjoy.

One Year Later…Girls Still Enjoy Flaunting Their Drunken Madness on Facebook

Why aren’t people still up in arms about girls flaunting their drunken madness on Facebook? The topic was hot as a pistol – covered by almost every news source just days after the controversial group “30 Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night” was created, but now, almost a year later, the drama has subsided. It’s time to rustle some feathers by unleashing our infamous and well commented COED post back into the wild for a whole new batch of COED users to enjoy.

How To Buy Porn

It was such an exciting time in my life. Turning eighteen, a monumental event for one reason – I could buy porn. Yes, I could also buy cigarettes and lotto tickets but those aren’t nearly as fun. What makes me think of this was something that happened yesterday. I was in Borders, over in the men’s magazine section, which happens to be right next to the porn section. No big deal. As I was browsing, these three teenagers come over to the porn and start acting like they have never seen a pair of t*ts in their lives. “Oh man, catch out these boobs.” What tools!

Monday, October 6th

Bikini Car Wash Girls

I hate to say it, gentlemen, but summer is over. The leaves are changing and a cold wind is blowing in – and that means all the bootylicious sidewalk eye-candy is about to go into hibernation for the winter, or at least turn into sweater kittens.  To properly pay homage to the warm months of 2008, we’ve turned to one of the best parts of summer – the bikini car wash. From the original, ground-breaking scene in the late Paul Newman’s classic Cool Hand Luke to the hot neighbor you saw washing her new car last week, sexy girls getting wet, soapy and almost naked will forever have a place in our hearts.

The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 29th – Oct. 5th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Juice-Up Your Arnold Palmer

Golf legend Arnold Palmer’s drink of choice is a half iced tea/half lemonade concoction that bares his name. There’s nothing better than an ice cold Arnie to chill you out on a hot afternoon. One thing I never thought about doing was adding alcohol to the drink – it would make the perfect triple threat.

Gays Rejoice with Petruzelli’s Win

So the meanest homeless man in the world was destroyed by the most outspoken self-described “goofy homo” I have ever seen. There are some pretty disturbing pictures out there that put this new MMA hero into a new light. All of a sudden, Chapelle’s sissy fights does not seem too far away.  Yet, in other circles, CBS is reeling from their long-term relationship with Elite XC which is almost completely based on the saleability and marketability of Kimbo Slice. What is ironic, is the backlash taking place in the network and in Elite XC itself. It appears that Kimbo did not want to fight Seth, and actually insisted on a cash bonus of $10,000 to take the fight.

Sunday, October 5th

The One Buckeye Who Hates Pryor

If there’s one Ohio State student out there that hates Terrelle Pryor, it’s definitely Todd Boeckman.  Boeckman was the starting quarterback that led the Buckeyes back to the BCS National Championship Game last season and planned on returning to Columbus with his sights set on a return trip to the title game and more importantly, a first round selection in the upcoming NFL Draft.

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Sometimes, somebody just messes with you when they shouldn’t. And that person has another thing coming. In this case, that other thing is getting knocked out faster than Kimbo Slice.

November 23rd is Officially Free Dr. Pepper Day

Gisele Bundchen Films Music Video On Melrose Ave!

New Apple Notebooks… It’s about eff-ing time.

Hot USC Volleyball Player Is Daughter Of NHL GM

A Well Stocked Refrigerator Will Get You Laid

The Stripper Muppet Is Back

Lolitas Make It Hard for Pedophiles

Conan The Raver

10 Concert Moments That I Wish I Could Have Seen Live

‘South Park’ vs. Lucas and Spielberg: Too far?

Farrakhan Thinks Obama’s The Messiah

ESPN’s Wilbon says Kimbo Slice Fight Fixed

Chick Gets Smoked At Dodge Ball

MTV Celebrates 20 Years of “Headbangers Ball”

Tattooing Domestic Pets… WTF???

Phils Take Game One

Dayana Mendoza vs Anna Kournikova… Who ya got?

Favre Came Out of Retirement At The Request of EA Sports

Beer-Filled USB Drive Raises Disturbing Questions

Ashley Adriana is Smokin’

Hayden Panettiere Rocks Red Lips

The Cubs Still Suck

Sarah Palin costumes in high demand for Halloween

It’s A Communist Party!

Who is the Greatest Front Man Ever?

Are All Men Cheaters?

Sarah Palin Video Games

Final curtain for the Kimbo show

Barstool Sports Vs. The Dirty… This is Getting Good.

What to TiVo: Sunday

5 Actresses Who Might Like The Back Door

Playboy Searching for MBAs, DDs

Kimbo got knocked-the-f*&k out!

THEN, everyone started making excuses because everyone was scared that Kimbo and his posse were going to riot. “Oh, he took it on such short notice,” and the winner – Seth Petruzelli was even forced to pretend that he wasn’t just as unready for the fight. “He didn’t train for me, I didn’t train for him. That’s what happens,” Petruzelli said on CBS. “It was unexpected,” Slice said in response. “It’s all good.”At least Kimbo was prepared for Shamrock, who is a legend. Petruzelli was prepped for some scrub on the pre-fight card while people get beer before the fight.

Petruzelli beat the undefeated Ferguson in only 14 seconds in the first round. The fight was ruled a technical knock out after being stopped by the referee due to strikes. The blows left Ferguson stunned and bleeding with a large cut above his eye.

What is worse is that Shamrock didn’t fight…5 stitches? Another example of how CBS is not exactly ready for MMA. Shamrock was not medically cleared to fight by the Florida State Athletic Commission after receiving a cut above his eye while training last night – how bush league!

Oh yeah – Gina Carano is still ridiculously hot and she beat up some dumpy chick.

UPDATE: I am REALLY sick of everyone today talking about how Kimbo wasn’t prepared for Petruzelli and he trained for Shamrock. Let us break it down this way…the bell rang, Seth punched him in the face, Kimbo crumpled…was he NOT PREPARED FOR SHAMROCK TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE ? Cuz I have news for you, that was part of the plan in Shamrocks court. There was a definite plan to punch Kimbo in the face – that was confirmed. So enough of the gameplan sh*t – it didn’t even go to the ground at ALL. There were 14 seconds, and 8 of which were spent with Kimbo getting punched in the face…done.

If you are not a fan of MMA, then the uber-hottie / super badass Gina Carano is certain to make you a believer. Tonight, the “face of women’s mixed martial arts” bludgeoned the mug of Kelly Kobold to victory in a brutal, three-round brawl… and did I mention how hot she looked doing it?  Thank you God for TiVo.

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Kimbo Slice has again avoided fighting a legit opponent. This time, instead of fighting an overweight bar brawler (Tank Abbot) or a hulking British piñata who has literally admitted to learning grappling from DVDs (James Thompson), EliteXC has picked the delusional, but still legendary, Ken Shamrock to battle the newest face of MMA.

I fully understand the desire to test the waters slowly with Slice. CBS and EliteXC have a lot of money invested in the Floridian street fighter and a fighter that is 5-0 is worth far more then one who is 4-1, but this is getting out of hand.

Out of his 4 fights in the EliteXC cage, 50% of Kimbo’s opponents have been over 40 years old. It is becoming too obvious that EliteXC is trying to protect their most famous fighter. James Thompson should have been an easy win, but instead the green Slice almost lost the bout, saved only by Thompson’s exploding ear. With that scare behind them, the suits at EliteXC are looking for even easier opponents. If Kimbo knocks Ken out fast, fine, but what if Ken takes him the distance? I worry about EliteXC’s next opponent for Kimbo, 80 year old Jim Crane, homeless man who lives outside their offices. (more…)

My favorite sport can kick your favorite sport’s ass…literally. MMA has been exploding over the past couple of years—merchandise, reality shows, pay-per-views—and in my opinion it’s the best sport on Earth. Here are some reasons why:

10) Post-fight interviews with Joe Rogan

Interviewing an athlete after a major win or loss can be difficult at the best of times; just look at KG’s interviews after the Celtics won the NBA title this year. But interviewing a fighter after he got his ass kicked is damn near impossible. The UFC insists on doing interviews in the ring immediately following fights. They send Joe Rogan into the cage to ask fighters how they feel and to tell everyone how the fight went down. Replays are shown on the Jumbotron so fighters can give play by plays, but what usually happens is a jumbled mess. A lot of fighters don’t speak English well, or at all, and can barely hear/understand Rogan over the crowd. Other fighters simply watch the replay and make no comments, or say things like, “Yeah I kicked his ass!”, and others are so happy they just talk about being happy, not the fight. Needless to say, it’s hilarious watching Rogan try to make that mess into something viewers are actually interested in. (more…)