Kimbo got knocked-the-f*&k out!

THEN, everyone started making excuses because everyone was scared that Kimbo and his posse were going to riot. “Oh, he took it on such short notice,” and the winner – Seth Petruzelli was even forced to pretend that he wasn’t just as unready for the fight. “He didn’t train for me, I didn’t train for him. That’s what happens,” Petruzelli said on CBS. “It was unexpected,” Slice said in response. “It’s all good.”At least Kimbo was prepared for Shamrock, who is a legend. Petruzelli was prepped for some scrub on the pre-fight card while people get beer before the fight.

Petruzelli beat the undefeated Ferguson in only 14 seconds in the first round. The fight was ruled a technical knock out after being stopped by the referee due to strikes. The blows left Ferguson stunned and bleeding with a large cut above his eye.

What is worse is that Shamrock didn’t fight…5 stitches? Another example of how CBS is not exactly ready for MMA. Shamrock was not medically cleared to fight by the Florida State Athletic Commission after receiving a cut above his eye while training last night – how bush league!

Oh yeah – Gina Carano is still ridiculously hot and she beat up some dumpy chick.

UPDATE: I am REALLY sick of everyone today talking about how Kimbo wasn’t prepared for Petruzelli and he trained for Shamrock. Let us break it down this way…the bell rang, Seth punched him in the face, Kimbo crumpled…was he NOT PREPARED FOR SHAMROCK TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE ? Cuz I have news for you, that was part of the plan in Shamrocks court. There was a definite plan to punch Kimbo in the face – that was confirmed. So enough of the gameplan sh*t – it didn’t even go to the ground at ALL. There were 14 seconds, and 8 of which were spent with Kimbo getting punched in the face…done.

If you are not a fan of MMA, then the uber-hottie / super badass Gina Carano is certain to make you a believer. Tonight, the “face of women’s mixed martial arts” bludgeoned the mug of Kelly Kobold to victory in a brutal, three-round brawl… and did I mention how hot she looked doing it?  Thank you God for TiVo.

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