They’re passionate. They’re accomplished. They’re attentive. They’re also, unfortunately, likely to make a suit out of your skin. Serial killers! They’re out there, sharpening their axes. Fortunately, they’re more than just a scourge of the night. They’re an inspiration. From Bundy to Dahmer to Buffalo Bill, these guys definitely know how to get the girl. And now, using their tried-and-true methods — albeit with a few minor modifications — you, too, can get the woman of your dreams. Here are five tips and techniques from America’s number one lady-killers:

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Hey man, I don’t claim to be a mystic or a psychic or teller of good fortunes but I did say Inception would rake in enough dough to surpass their budget on its way to a third consecutive week at #1. It edged Dinner for Schmucks while Charlie St. Fartface somehow slid in at #5 a mere $2k above P*ssypants McGee. This week’s entries include cops, porn stars, street dancers, mafiosos, gay Neo-Nazis, adulterers, war, murder, puppy love, kidnappings, and mountain climbers. You put all THOSE in a movie and you’ve got yourself a seizure. Do you like the way it hurts? Read on…

They’re passionate. They’re accomplished. They’re attentive. They’re also, unfortunately, likely to make a suit out of your skin. Serial killers! They’re out there, sharpening their axes. using their tried-and-true methods — albeit with a few minor modifications — you, too, can get the woman of your dreams. Here are five tips and techniques from America’s number one lady-killers.