Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot. Scott Pilgrim failed to conquer America, coming in at #5. There are like 80 movies releasing this week, so you might want to grab a sandwich or a snack. Hold your breath, we’re goin’ in!

Piranha 3D
The Weinstein Company
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Suck me sideways. 2010′s version of Karate Kid destroyed the competition including the highly anticipated film adaptation of the hit TV series, A-Team. It faced Face, rampaged Rampage, clocked Murdoch, and ate Hannibal with some Brett Favre beans and a nice chianti. Did not see that coming. This week’s entries include prostitutes, prostitutes, women who prostitute themselves, women who may be sold into prostitution, gay marriage, and… screw it, what’s the point anyway? Oh wait, there’s a doc that answers that? Okay, read on!

With Halloween coming up, it’s prime-time to watch a horror movie – but where? Are any movies worth watching in theaters this weekend? What’s new on DVD? Do drive-in theaters still exist?
No worries, moviegoer – these questions and more will be answered after the jump.… Click to read more