Today’s WTF news items feature an NYU professor who did some hi-tech body modification and should probably look into getting Third Eye Blind to do a theme song, a 3 year old boy from New York who is defying all odds and proving we really DON’T use that much of our brains, and a vice principal in California who might be the coolest dude in the solar system. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Faster comes out Nov. 24, and while the film will probably be overshadowed by a wizard from Hogwarts, who doesn’t love a good revenge flick every now and then? Co-worker conflicts, cheating lovers, and traffic cut-offs can all be set right with a little “eye for an eye” justice. We’ve understood it since the Old Testament, and now COED is here to turn you on to the 12 best revenge movies to quench our insatiable thirst for blood.

After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

For some unknown reason, most girls have some kind of aversion to watching manly movies.  Likewise, we manly men are fatally allergic to chick flicks — especially if it involves wedding escapades and teary sex scenes. Forget spending one more night watching Bride Wars or Miss Congeniality 5 and instead try convincing your favorite lady to watch one o… Click to read more

Gone are the days when men would rule the “tough guy” roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it’s time they get some recognition.

Since chances are good that you’ve already heard about the death of actor David Carradine, you’re likely asking yourself how dying in a Bangkok hotel closet with a shoe lace tied around your d*ck could be good, in any way. Fine – but you might feel a bit differently considering a little-talked-about fact about autoerotic asphyxiation.

Planet Terror may have featured Rose McGowan as an amputee with a gun grafted to her stump, and Kill Bill had the wanton Chiaki Kuriyama decked out in a schoolgirl outfit brandishing a Meteor Hammer, but The Machine Girl has all that and an order of tempura:

The Machine Girl is scheduled for release in 2008.
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10. Black Christmas (2006)
The gorgeous Leela Savasta is the first of nearly 20 victims to get murdered in this remake of the 1974 horror classic, in which a houseful of smoking hot sorority sisters, including Lacey Chabert and Michelle Trachtenberg, are tormented by a creepy, unseen killer.

9. Halloween II (1981)
Pamela Susan Shoop’s dip in the Jacuzzi tur… Click to read more