Hooters really sells itself short when it describes itself as “a neighborhood place, not a typical family restaurant.” Just because a majority of the ‘families’ that go there are divorced or recently-separated men who have their babies for the weekend doesn’t mean that Hooters has the right to define “typical.&#… Click to read more

November is Child Safety & Protection Month. I’m constantly amazed at how many straight awful parents there are out there. It leads me to think we should definitely have a test you should pass to have kids. You have to take a test to drive a 3,000 lb weapon that could potentially kill others, and adopting parents have to pass all kinds of tests to take on a kid, so why not birth parents. Yeah, it’s totally sci-fi totalitarianism but I don’t care. I don’t want to see any more of what you’re about to see in our humongous gallery of parenting fails.

To be honest, I don’t remember my first haircut. But, if I had to guess, I probably cried like a little b*tch. Nowadays, when I get my hair did, the slow hum of the electric razor makes me fall asleep. It’s probably why my ‘do looks like doo doo. Anyways, while most people might see these pics and say, “awwwww”, we’re straight up laughing our assess off. We think you’ll do the same. Check out the lol pics after the jump.

Sometimes, even Hollywood has to check itself for being too racy or steamy. The MPAA replaced the X-rating with NC-17 (No Children Under 17 Admitted) in 1990 for this reason. With a Rated R movie, you can get into the theaters with your parents or the homeless guy you paid $10 – not so with an NC-17 movie. If you were too young to see these films when they were released in theaters, I’ve got some homework for you. They’re not only really good, but ‘visually stimulating.’ Check out our list after the jump.

If there’s one thing that Tosh knows all too well, it’s not to piss off the censorship gods of Comedy Central. Just when it looked like his showcase of the most sexually disturbing internet memes looked like a no-go, he did the next best thing – turn these X-rated, beyond filthy videos into G-rated fun that the whole family can enjoy(?)! “Shake the Bear” and “Church of Fudge” never looked so adorable and innocent. See this video for yourself!

Workout videos are an illustration of the bizarre things we’ll do in the name of beauty. With swimsuit season just around the corner, people across the country are especially keen on perfecting their physique. Beach bums physical regimens have nothing on these awesomely strange workout videos.

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he dudes from Entourage were wrong about Facebook. A few days ago we wrote a post about the two characters from Entourage bashing Facebook, saying it’s for kids. A new study from Ofcom, a media regulator, says kids aged 15 to 24 think social networking sites are lame. What’s causing this trend? Well it’s the older crowd, the 25-years and older, that’s pushing the younger kids away…

I like kids and all, but anytime somebody comes up with a plan to scare the ever-living crap out of them, I’m all for it. And so is this dude, who covers his entire body in seaweed and then leaps out when the children come over to investigate what the hell that giant pile of seaweed is. Something tells me they’re all wishing they still wore diapers.

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Well, if you like The Kooks, and you like MGMT (which you do), then you’re in luck! The British rock band just covered MGMT’s “Kids,” and you can listen to it for free, right here! But that’s not all. Astralwerks records is having “Do You Wanna See The Kooks” contest, which includes chances to see the Kooks for fre… Click to read more

Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The ratio of Taco Bell wrappers and Pink Floyd albums to each vehicle driven under the influence has yet to be determined. (Stuff)
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