To be honest, I don’t remember my first haircut. But, if I had to guess, I probably cried like a little b*tch. Nowadays, when I get my hair did, the slow hum of the electric razor makes me fall asleep. It’s probably why my ‘do looks like doo doo. Anyways, while most people might see these pics and say, “awwwww”, we’re straight up laughing our assess off. We think you’ll do the same. Check out the lol pics after the jump.

Nothing is more destructive to a person’s ego than a bad haircut. You can only pull off the “what, I just really like this hat” off for so long before people start to question what’s going on. And no one understands that better than a small child getting his very first hair cut. Because he knows that if this isn’t the time the barber slips up and shaves everything besides a rat-tail, next time certainly could be.