This video leaves me with much more questions than answers. Yes, I understand that the basic principle of the movie is that a fat guy wages war on a little kid with toy soldiers. There are still a few things that need to be clarified. 1. What the f*ck is this guy doing playing toy soldiers? He looks too old, so either kids now grow beards and weigh 300 pounds or he’s mentally challenged? Check out the video after the jump and see if you can answer any of my other questions.

Guitar riff. Black van with red stripe blasting through some bushes. Mohawk. Disguises. Guns. Bigger Guns. Tanks falling from the sky. Helicopters. Cigars clenched by the strongest set of mandibles ever. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. You can call on … THE A-TEAM. Man, has this been a long time coming.

Remember that kid who freaked out about his WoW account being canceled, and tried to stick a remote up his butt? Well, he’s back again, and he’s still just as much of a little sh!t head. But this time, his grandma is around to teach this punkass a lesson. Nothing like a giant wooden paddle to introduce someone to the concept of respect.

All you wussies who think you’re badass because you can play Guitar Hero on “expert” are about to get taken down a notch – because this kid can do it while solving a g*ddamn Rubik’s cube!! Of course, he’s probably never kissed a girl, but that’s just because they don’t know his skills…

HO-LY SH!!!!!T! This is f**king incredible. A kid dresses up in some sort of crazy-ass halloween costume and then screams his ass off, scaring his mom… into labor! Seriously, her water literally breaks on camera. (Wait till the end – there’s slo-mo.) So now you know – if you want to totally f**k-up a pregnant lady’s day, just jump out and scare the, uh, human out of her…