November 3rd is National Sandwich Day, which celebrates the birthday of John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich. Dude wanted to eat his meal with one hand during a 24-hour gambling event, so he instructed his servants to serve him his lunchmeat between two slices of bread. Few foods have done as much culturally as the sandwich has, so we’re featuring some of the most outrageous and unique ones. Just be warned that once you’re done reading this, you might never be satisfied with eating anything “normal” ever again. Check ‘em out after the jump.

I always assumed the internet masses would rather eat a bucket of KFC with Ron “Tater Salad” White than sip an 18 year-old scotch with Charles Bukowski, but this is ridiculous. As displayed in the screengrabs above and below, 9 of the 20 most Googled terms on Valentine’s Night 2011 revolved around remarkably unromantic American chain restaurants. Sure, not everyone can have a free Taco Party like the winners of Conan O’Brien’s VD Explosion, but if you really want your date to stay open for business, you might want to pony up a couple extra greenbacks for that fancy place down the street. You know the one with the chandeliers and silverware? Stay classy, interwebs and F*** YOU, Economy. See the full list of most Googled terms on Valentine’s Night after the jump!

As Thanksgiving Day approaches, we anticipate the festive meal with our loved ones in which we give thanks. Some have no trouble looking forward to a day filled with loved ones and joy. Then there are those who know there in for a roller coaster, whether it’s an Uncle who is way too loud or a cousin who nobody looks forward to seeing. A look at some movies which display amusing happenings at the dinner table.

It seems that with every year more and more people are starting to look like Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O’Donnell and the free market is quickly adapting to meet the needs of the new, super heavy weight American. Here are five signs that the United States is just getting too fat.

Kentucky Fried Chicken is recruiting college chicks to wear sweatpants with “Double Down” written on the buttcheeks to get students to try the unique bun-less sandwich.