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Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning’s events, he might be right. But life’s too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!

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Maybe you’ve seen this one before and maybe you haven’t. Regardless, few things in life are as hilariously-awesome as the music from the Retarded Running Horse. After you’re done watching this video continue your horse hating experience at IF#*kingHateHorses.com. Happy Kentucky Derby Day.

No matter how you look at it, sports are dangerous. But add the element of harnessing the power of a 1000-pound beast that can freak out at the drop of a hat, and you’ve opened up a can of hurt on your ass you can’t even imagine. So in honor of this year’s Kentucky Derby, which airs Saturday, May 1st at 5pm ET on NBC (post time – 6:15pm), we’ve put together the seven most horrific horse racing wrecks caught on tape.

Gentlemen, pour yourself a frosty mint julep because it’s Kentucky derby time! This Saturday, horse racing fans will converge on Churchill Downs for the first and most famous race of the annual US Triple Crown. But here at COED, we believe no event is complete without a healthy helping of super hotties to go along with the action. So we’ve compiled these 40 sexy Kentucky natives to add a bit more spice to “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports.”

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Maybe you’ve seen this one before and maybe you haven’t. Regardless, few things in life are as hilariously-awesome as the music from the Retarded Running Horse. Happy Kentucky Derby Day.

No matter how you look at it, sports are dangerous. But add the element of harnessing the power of a 100-pound beast that can freak out at the drop of a hat, and you’ve opened up a can of hurt on your ass you can’t even imagine. So in honor of this year’s Kentucky Derby, which airs this Saturday at 5pm ET on NBC (post time – 6:04pm), we’ve put together the seven most horrific horse racing wrecks caught on tape.

Gentlemen, pour yourself a frosty mint julep because it’s Kentucky derby time! And here at COED, we believe no event is complete without a healthy helping of super hotties to go along with the action. So we’ve compiled these 40 sexy Kentucky natives to add a bit more spice to “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports.”