A sex tape is like having your own personal Octomom… it’s weirder than you initially thought, it’s intriguing to watch, and it can pop out more copies than a Tim Burton plot. This shouldn’t deter you from getting out your tripod, hitting the record button, and choosing from the long list of Brazzers plots you want to recreate. So unleash your inner Spielberg and take a crash course in Sex-Taping 101.

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