Tonight marks the beginning of the eighth season of American Idol, and that means a bunch of dumbasses making fools of themselves on national television. Good times, all around. But while many of the people that show up for the audition are about as talented as a nut sack, some of them truly rocked the house.

So to remember the few to pass through the audition gauntlet unscathed by Simon Cowel’s dickheadedness, we’ve put together a video compilation of all the first auditions of the notable acts to come out of the American Idol star-machine. This is the first time America ever got a glimpse of these talented individuals, before their PR team took over and your grandmother started wearing screen-printed sweatshirts of their faces. First up, the ladies… and once you’re done browsing check out the dudes’ auditions at College Candy. (more…)

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After watching Shania Twain (and her amazing twins) rocking the Country Music Awards, we suddenly realized just how many super hot Country stars are out there that we hadn’t been paying nearly enough attention to. So instead of just googling these sweet-singin’ vixens ourselves, we’ve put together a wall of the hottest country and western singers on the planet. From Taylor Swift to Jessica Simpson, these chicks have a lot more to offer than just a little Western twang.

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Vote for the hottest girl of country music after the jump!

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