It’s Saturday afternoon, you’re sitting around in the living room watching football and the weather is beautiful – perfect day for a roof top kegger.

Say twenty nine friends confirm for the party – now you’re faced with an age old dilema, how much beer do you need? Twenty nine is a fringe number. Should you buy three cases or buy a half keg?

It’s time for The Kegulator, a flash website where you to plug in your party stats and it tells you everything you need – amount of beer, how much ice, and how many cups you’ll need – it’s f**king genius!

With Kegulator.com you never need to worry running out of beer again. And they’re not even paying me anything to say that.

American Pie: Beta House is available on DVD December 26. Here is a leaked scene from the movie where the guys of Beta House have a kegger and invite “school girl” dancers.

Imagine it’s a Friday night and you are pressed for time. No chance you can show up to the raging kegger sober but it seems like you can’t get wasted fast enough.

So how can you get wasted faster? Beer funnel? Rip double shots? Jungle juice?

Gastroenterologist Dr. Dale Prokupek says that the absorption of alcohol occurs in only one way: “The alcohol has to go across the mucosa and into your blood stream.” Mucosa being the thin mucus membrane found in your mouth, stomach…and in your butt.

Hang on! In your butt? (more…)