Everybody loves a good party. You get to mingle, laugh, hook-up and, of course, get blasted out of your gourd. And there’s no better way to achieve the nominal goal of over-consumption than the infamous keg stand. (Sorry, Pringles…) Practically a rite of passage for college students, the keg stand holds the spot as the greatest party move of all-time. But what’s even better than that? Hot chicks doing beer bongs keg stands, of course! Enjoy.

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If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:

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5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sort of facial hair, big hands and a tattoo of some sort (possibly his kids’ initials) on his upper arm. No actual six pack to be seen behind the slight beer belly hanging over the top of his ill-fitting denim. Read More »

It’s Saturday afternoon, you’re sitting around in the living room watching football and the weather is beautiful – perfect day for a roof top kegger.

Say twenty nine friends confirm for the party – now you’re faced with an age old dilema, how much beer do you need? Twenty nine is a fringe number. Should you buy three cases or buy a half keg?

It’s time for The Kegulator, a flash website where you to plug in your party stats and it tells you everything you need – amount of beer, how much ice, and how many cups you’ll need – it’s f**king genius!

With Kegulator.com you never need to worry running out of beer again. And they’re not even paying me anything to say that.

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Chances are many of you reading this have abused cold medicines in the past.  It’s such a rampant problem that the South Park guys dedicated an episode to it.

The government’s Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration said 3 million young people in the United States between the ages of 12 and 25 admitted getting high off the medicines at least once.

The Agency said an overdose on cold medicine may result in serious life-threatening adverse reactions, including irregular heartbeat, delirium and death.

People abuse cold medicine for a sh*t load of reasons!

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Why do you always embarrass yourself at parties by telling lame jokes? As we learned from Full House they aren’t laughing with Joey (YOU), they are laughing at Joey (YOU).

If you want a quick lesson on how not to be a total flop on the comedy scale take a look at this amazing collection of the all-time greatest stand up clips.

Even if you don’t plan on busting out any of these jokes while standing around the keg at least you’ll get a chance to see old-school Jim Carrey killing it at the Comedy Shop.

If I was still in college right now, I’d be peeing my pants with excitement over this awesome new development in alcoholism.

The Portopong!

Yes, yes, the summer is almost over (10 days and counting) but if you have access to a pool and a group of fun-loving friends, the Portopong is where it’s at. What college student doesn’t love a good game of pong? And in a pool no less? Yea, how about no less than amazing.

Just to make sure, we’re talking about this kind of pong, not this kind. (more…)

With the return of classes comes the return of dorm hookups, frat parties, beer pong competitions, and keg stands. It’s all fun and games, until someone loses an eye!

I don’t mean to get all Mom on you, but all of us have had at least one partying experience that ends in waking up with a hangover, vowing, “I’m never drinking again. No, seriously. Never again.â€?

Usually, this vow holds up until the next happy hour…

And now that school has started up for most of us and we are finally getting into our college routine, here comes National Campus Safety Awareness Month!

Unfortunately, when it comes to words of warning, cliché advice like “watch how much you drinkâ€? and “don’t go home with strangersâ€? often goes in one ear and out the other, until you find yourself still tipsy, doing the walk of shame back to your dorm.

So, keeping in mind that you won’t be abstaining from alcohol or random hookups all together in the name of campus safety, here are my tips for keeping yourself safe: (more…)