Where would the world be without Page 3? Probably on Page 4 confused as sh*t or, at the very least, entrenched in a war to end all wars. You see, you deprive a man of simple pleasures like topless busty British glamour models and you push him ever so closer to taking out his repression on his fellow man via nuke. As we all know, Christmas is a time of peace and goodwill, so we thought we’d give you a rage-reducing gallery of Page 3 Girls in their skimpiest X-mas attire. Click through to open your gift!

British glamor models are known for their giant boobs. There, we said it. Every day UK lad-mags like Nuts, FHM and ZOO pump out new pictures of all-stars like Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, Danica Thrall, and Keeley Hazell so we scoured the internet and pulled well over 500 of the best UK bombshell photos available. Then our editors went through the collection and weeded it down to the top 101. We would like to present to you the 101 Greatest Busty Brit Pics of All-Time. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Seeing a lot of pink lately? Even though the color doesn’t exist, it’s for a good cause – breast cancer awareness. October’s slowly becoming our favorite month, between the World Series, Halloween, and all this talk about boobs. In previous years, we raised your awareness with the best breasts of all-time. This year, we’ve decided to keep the list to 2011′s top news-making, buzzworthy women with 100% real racks. There are a couple of surprising newcomers, a few consummate vets, and one (or two?) big ol’ glaring omission(s). See if you can find out who and feel free to let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

Christmas came early this year because World Breastfeeding Week takes place the first week in August. While breastfeeding in public becomes a major hot button topic in the political forum (we’re for it, btw… as long as she has nice cans), we thought we’d draw attention to the very best of breastfeedees? Breastfeeders? The ones that give life with their lady lumps. Keep in mind, most women with enhanced or fake breasts might not be able to breastfeed, so if you’re into shaking what you mother gave ya, you’re in the right place. Check out the sexiest natural sweater puppies in our gallery that will make you cry ‘gaga’ after the jump.

You’ve gotta hand it to these women, they’re really taking the phrase ‘wife beater’ back. I often think that the best thing a hottie can wear is something ridiculously simple because a sexy girl is going to look sexy, straight up. Bells and whistles only distract from t*ts and @ss. A simple tee or wifebeater on a chick also reminds me of seeing a girl in the morning, which is obviously a good thing. Check out these unfairly hot chicks keeping it simple. And hot. Really, really f*cking hot.

April 12th is the day England adopted the Union Jack as its flag. It’s a pretty sweet design that’s *almost* as awesome as America’s. Union Jack is also the name of three Marvel Comics characters – each of whom had no superhuman powers but instead carried a handgun and a dagger. The Brits sure do have a bunch of buxom babes that have managed to subdue American audiences with their superhuman “union jacks”: Kelly Brook, Jordan (Katie Price), Keeley Hazell, Lindsey Strutt, Rhian Sugden, Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, and Jakki Degg. Now, we bring you the very best of their boob’s bottoms.

Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

We think it’s safe to say Katy Perry / Katy Brand absolutely dominated the year in celebrity cleavage. Yes, Christina Hendricks got things off to a voluptuous start, Diora Baird threw her sweater kittens into the ring with this Twitpic, Rosie Jones showed off her heavy artillery, and Adriana Lima might have flaunted the most expensive cleavage, but in terms of consistently making headlines with her rack in 2010, the Teenage Dream Queen squashed the competition. As we dust off the cobwebs from New Year’s Eve, we take a look back at the very best in celebrity cleavage from the previous year. Who will dominate 2011?

We consider ourselves connoisseurs of cupping the boob. Go ahead. Google “Hand Bras”. I’ll wait. See? 2010 was a helluva year for hand bras. It seemed everyone was getting in on the hot hand bra action from Heidi Klum, Karla Spice, and Vikki Blows to Lucy Pinder, Olivia Munn, and Jenn Favre-Sterger. Considering its popularity Victoria’s Secret might want to consider making one. The best part about hand bras, they’re really not that hard to unhook, just hold a Louis Vuitton bag over their head.

For those not in the know, Page 3 is a feature in British newspaper The Sun and it consists of a topless pic of a hot glamour model. Notable Page 3 Girls include Jakki Degg, Leilani Dowding, Samantha Fox, Keeley Hazell, Jordan (aka Katie Price), Sophie Howard, Gemma Massey, Lucy Pinder, Lauren Pope, Nikkala Stott, Lindsey Strutt, Rosie Jones, and Rhian Sugden. Most of these girls also appeared in Playboy and a variety of COED articles (Women Who Wowed, Sexiest Calendars, etc.) and now you can find them in this virtual mural of merriment. WWE Divas aren’t the only hot models to do Christmas!

Unless you’re Osama Bin Laden, you’ve probably noticed everyone’s wearing a lot more pink than usual. Even NFL teams that played this weekend donned pink gloves, chinstraps, hats, or cleats. It’s all part of an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer. Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we’d like to call attention to this extremely important issue by saluting the best breasts of all-time. When you’re done drooling, GET INVOLVED AND DONATE!

Any frequent reader of COED knows that Lucy Pinder, Gemma Atkinson and Keeley Hazell are the premiere UK sex bombs. Hand bras, side boobs and under boobs we’ve seen it all with these girls so it got us wondering, in terms of under boob-age which sexy star would you rather? Unfortunately you can’t have both so carefully review all the photos then vote!!

Celebrities are our nation’s biggest trendsetters and we have to be constantly looking at them to find out what’s hip and cool. And this week they’ve spoken loud and clear. Cleavage is out, and underboob and sideboob are in…and if Katy Perry is any indicator, sideboob is back in a big way. So to show you just how big, we put together for you the largest sideboob gallery ever assembled. Enjoy.

Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops.