Things are getting crazy out there people. Wars, hurricanes, the VMAs…it’s all just a little too much to handle sometimes. So instead of going crazy trying to figure out who’s going to win the election or if you’re next in line to have your life crushed to smithereens by Mother Earth, take a break and bask in the supple awesomeness that is COED’s Week in Re-Boob–all the best bodies from across the Web in one place. And when you’re done, tell (hurricane) Ike he can go f**k himself.

We know, we know–Week In Re-Boob is supposed to go up on Monday. We’re sorry. Between a vicious Olympics hangover and enough technical difficulties to make the entire COED staff want to move to Appalachia and become hermits, we failed to get this up yesterday. But instead of denying you the grandness of a wall of hot babes, we’re putting this up a day late. So now you can relax and enjoy this week’s Week In Re-Boob!

As you, the wonderful readers of COED know well, the best part about boobs is, no matter how many you see, you always want to see more boobs. Even bad boobs you want to see, if only just to know what they look like. And good boobs, those never get boring.

But when an elusive Perfect Pair graces you with its presence, each glance is like getting punched in the solar plexus by horniness. Your blood runs cold, palms drip with sweat and an animalistic desire overtakes your entire being. It’s almost too much to handle. So take a deep breath, and prepare yourself for the absolute awesomeness that is Keeley Hazell. Be strong.