September 2nd is Keanu Reeves birthday! The One turns 47 in 2011. Keanu’s had many memorable roles in a ton of classic movies but none of those compare to his part as the world’s most photoshopped meme titled, “Sad Keanu”. Can you imagine sitting on a bench, enjoying a sandwich, lost in your thoughts then having that photo BLOWING UP on the internet? So simple yet so poignant. Anyway, we can’t believe Sad Keanu’s still so sad. Just look at where he’s been! He’s made cameos in the most popular movies, appeared on the best TV shows, hung with politicians and even tamed the planet’s most peculiar animals. Need proof? Just check out our gallery of quite possibly the greatest internet meme ever created after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s end of the day feature in which we show you the pics, vids, stories you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s items include Roger Ebert’s tweet about Ryan Dunn’s passing, Alyssa Campanella winning Miss USA 2011, Hilary Clinton’s intern is now a porn star, Keanu Reeves cashing in on the Sad Keanu meme, Stephen Spielberg ordering Michael Bay to fire Megan Fox, Green Lantern bombing, Dominique Jones neck tattoo, Tyler Seguin stripping, Rory McIlroy drinking out of the US Open trophy and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

I first read about Redskin owner Dan Snyder’s lawsuit against the Washington City Paper on Gawker this morning. Turns out Snyder-Man originally wanted the story redacted then he just wanted an apology. He recieved neither so he filed a lawsuit, in which he claims the altered picture used was “anti-semitic”. I honestly didn’t know horns, a unibrow, and a bitchin’ goatee were stereotypical of the Jewish people. So… is Satan a jew? Just curious. Anyway, you can read the original Washington City Paper story here then take a look at our “anti-semitic” photo gallery of altered Dan Snyder pics. I’m putting on my receiver gloves to make sure I can catch the ensuing lawsuit. Peep the pics after the jump!

Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad’s efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.

A morbid question, we know, but a relevant one nonetheless. Each year we are confronted by the demise of a few famous faces, from the shocking deaths of Patrick Swayze, Brittany Murphy and Michael Jackson in 2009 to the tragedy of Gary Coleman and Greg Giraldo in 2010. It’s inevitable, then, that 2011 will also see its fair share of star stiffs; check out our rundown of who we think will bite the dust next year after the jump.

With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we are reminded that in the movies Keanu Reeves is the answer. And at the same time, all over the news and in the media, Barack Obama is being touted as the new Keanu Reeves, capable of solving all our problems with some fantastical superpower. But please heed t… Click to read more

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