Beneath the Scene: Katy Perry Never Kissed A Girl

THE BAND: Katy Perry
HOMETOWN: Santa Barbara, California
MEMBERS: Katy Perry and her band.

THEIR DEAL: Katy Perry thinks she’s a pin-up girl, plays her quirky card well, and pops out melodic pop songs no different than any pop star before her other than her naughty-girl lyrics that happen to focus a whole lot on homosexuality.

THE DIRT: Miss Perry isn’t gay. She doesn’t have an ex-boyfriend who is gay. In fact, the truth is, despite her recent single, she has NEVER kissed a girl (on her own time–the incident onstage was a stunt). Her explanation as to why she feels so good singing about girls kissing is because she thinks girls are cute! And they’re all touchy feely! Needless to say, she’s pissing a lot of people off-particularly people who are actually gay.

Miss COED: Katy Perry

She kissed a girl and we like that. But what we like even better, besides her surprisingly bangin’ body and do-me eyes, is that before Ms. Perry (who’s original name was Katy Hudson) became 2008’s summer hit sensation, she was making the rounds as a Christian artist. Then she transformed into a sinful pop singer, bringing girl-on-girl action into the mainstream in a way Joe Francis never could. Katy, we salute you.

Watch Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” Music Video

Check out Katy Perry’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

Katy Perry Kissed A Girl… & the 16 Year-Old Liked It (Video)

Yes boys and girls, the Christian Right is once again having a roar over a ‘life imitates art’ moment that occured during a recent Katy Perry show.  Turns out, the 23 year-old pop-sensation ’snogged’ 16 year-old, lesbian Jenna Buhmann while performing her big Summer hit “I Kissed A Girl” on the Washington leg of the Warped Tour.

The seemingly innocent kiss, coupled with the song’s message has caused feelings of outrage to her Christian preacher parents.  Her mother came out on record citing “I hate the song. It promotes homosexuality and its message is disgusting.”  Surprisingly, the jail-bait recipient of the kiss does not share the same sentiment, as she expressed herself on her YouTube blog. Alls I can say is thank God cute Katy’s not a Kyle or he’d probably find himself holed up in the clink.

Check out Video Proof of the Kiss in Question after the jump. (more…)