• Californication Season 3 Trailer

• Katy Perry Nude In A Tub

• 8 Sh*ttiest Transformer Disguises

• Just Do As You Are Told

• Says It Like It Is

• Most Annoying Commercials On TV

• World’s Most Elegable Emo Bachelor

• Katy Perry Pops Birth Control Pills Like Vitamin C

• 15 Amazing Photos of Mars

• Cowboys Cheerleaders + Guns = Sexy!

• Mattress Rides $1

• Drunk Chick Falls Hard! [NSFW Ads]

All we know about April is that she’s on the 2009 Kwicherbichen Bikini Team and that she’s awesome at having her picture taken. Besides that, we know nothing. But something tells us she probably causes a lot of bar fights, giggles and smokes Marlboro Lights – exactly COED’s kind of girl.

Check out April Cheryse’s Week That Was gallery here!

Friday: January 16, 2009

Will These Steroid-Era Baseball Stars Get Into the Hall of Fame?

Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice were recently elected into the baseball Hall of Fame. But for the third year in a row Mark McGwire failed to gain entry into Cooperstown. The Hall has a way of snubbing some of it’s greatest players, just look at Bert Blyleven who sits at #5 on the career strikeout list for pitchers with 3,701, but has yet to get elected after 11 years of eligibility.

Katy Perry Nude Photo Leaked!?!

Sweet fake lesbian Jesus, we may have just hit the sexy pop singer jackpot! Our good friends at Fleshbot.com (NSFW) have just received this reader-submitted photo of what appears to be an extremely naked Katy Perry. And while it hasn’t yet been confirmed whether or not this is actually Miss Perry, we can confirm that it sure looks a hell of a lot like her.

2009 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Short List Revealed!

In mid-February, Sports Illustrated will unleash their 2009 Swimsuit issue! And that means one model will be picked to grace the cover. But who will it be this year? Based on some reliable insider information, we’ve narrowed the field down to eight likely contenders.

Nerds Rejoyce! Watchmen Case Settled

A couple of months ago we reported that Fox Studios filed a motion to halt the release date of Watchmen by Warner Brothers on March 6th.  On December 24th 2008, a judge declared, “Fox owns a copyright consisting of, at the very least, the right to distribute the Watchmen motion picture.” Last weekend attorney’s began negotiating a settlement.

Thursday: January 15, 2009

What Position Will Tim Tebow Play In The NFL?

If Tebow had decided to enter the NFL draft this year it is projected he would have gone in the middle of the first round. But at 6-foot-3-inch, 240-pounds most NFL scouts agree that Tim Tebow’s best position as a pro is probably not as quarterback. Some say Tebow is a “Pro Bowl tight end waiting to happen. Others see him as a safety. He could even be a running back.”  If you were an NFL GM where would you stick Tebow in your line-up? Vote below and tell us whether or not removing him from QB duties would be a retarded move.

The 32 Hotties of Friday Night Lights

After airing exclusively on DirecTV since last October, the award winning series “Friday Night Lights” is finally returning to NBC this Friday for its third season. And we here at COED couldn’t be more excited. Not only is the show one of the best on television, it has the longest parade of super hot chicks appearing in its episodes since Entourage.

5 Easy Ways To Get Fired Within 3 Hours

Jobs are important!  They give you a sense of self-worth In this day-and-age, everyone is concerned with keeping their job, I would like to give tips on how to do the opposite. Yes, I’ve been part of the workforce, but unlike most of you, my goal was to get fired—faster than you can say ”401k.” See, there’s an art to getting fired; especially within 3 hours or fewer. So, here are a few job ground rules to get yourself off on a bad foot with a new employer.

Wednesday: January 14, 2009

2009 Auto Show Girls

On January 17th, the 2009 North American International Auto Show officially kicks off in Detroit. And while the US auto industry might be on the rocks right now, that’s not stopping them from showcasing all the coolest up-and-coming rides. But if there’s one thing at a car show better than all the awesome cars, it’s all ridiculously hot models that go along with ‘em. So to get you ready for that hot-fest, we’ve put together some of the hottest car show models from around the world. Gentlemen, the 2009 Auto Show Girls.

How to Properly Attend a Porn Awards Show

Every red-blooded male’s dream is to be in a room full of porn stars. I—your trusty blogger have completed this mission by infiltrating a huge fancy porn award show for your benefit. This was my calling; this was my duty. So here are a few fun things to do to properly attend a porn awards show.

The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering a Virgin

Virgins. I love ‘em. No diseases, no loose as a goose V-jay, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure. Thus begins Larry Clark’s 1995 film Kids, in which the main character, Telly, is a cherry popping fiend. From this movie to the Virgin Mary to (most recently) Natalie Dylan, virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. And for some of the reasons outlined by Telly, this idolization makes a bit of sense. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! F*cking virgins is way more headache than its worth and than it has EVER been made out to be. Here are the five worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Katrina Darrell “American Idol Bikini Girl”: 109 Myspace Photos

If you watched “American Idol” last night, then you probably noticed “Bikini Girl” Katrina Darrell. She might not have been the best singer in the entire world (even if she did get through to the next round), but she sure knows how to rock a two-piece! Now, we’re not usually ones to toot our own horn but through some hard research we’ve uncovered a treasure trove of sexy Katrina Darrell photos. The photos you’ll see below are just the tip of the sexy iceberg! If you want to see all 100+ of Katrina Darrell’s leaked MySpace photos head over to COED Magazine Online’s Facebook Group for the rest of the bunch! Believe us, it’s worth it.

Tuesday: January 13, 2009

10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter

If the only people you’re following on Twitter are people you know, then you’re probably doing it wrong. Sure, it’s good to keep tabs on what your friends are up to, but is it really all that interesting? It’s high time you started following some people who actually are actually doing something interesting – like professional athletes! From Michael Phelps to Shaun White, we’ve got you covered with 10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter.

American Idol First Auditions Video Compilation: Ladies Edition

Tonight marks the beginning of the eighth season of American Idol, and that means a bunch of dumbasses making fools of themselves on national television. Good times, all around. But while many of the people that show up for the audition are about as talented as a nut sack, some of them truly rocked the house. So to remember the few to pass through the audition gauntlet unscathed by Simon Cowel’s dickheadedness, we’ve put together a video compilation of all the first auditions of the notable acts to come out of the American Idol star-machine.

Monday: January 12, 2009

Virgin Whore-in-Training Natalie Dylan Offered $3.7 Million, Still Waiting For ‘Better Offers’

Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing last September that she would be auctioning off her virginity at Nevada’s Bunny Ranch, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. No surprise there. But now the price has skyrocketed to more than $3.7 million! Let me repeat that: $3.7 million dollars to have sex with a virgin, once.

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2009: Photo Edition

We here at COED have been closely been keeping tabs on this year’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and now they’re sadly over. But since you already know who all was nominated for the AVN Awardsand which porn stars to follow on Twitter, it’s finally time to check out all the super hot photos from this AVN Expo! And all we can say is, you’re going to be kicking yourself for not being in Vegas.

Miss COED: Donna Feldman

One of the sexiest models in the business, 26-year-old model and aspiring actress Donna Feldman has been featured in the pages of loads of magazines, like FHM, Maxim UK and Stuff. On top of that, she’s appeared in music videos for artists like Justin Timberlake and Enrique Iglesias, and plays a supporting role in Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.

Week In Re-Boob: Jan 5th – 12th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Sweet fake lesbian Jesus, we may have just hit the sexy pop singer jackpot! Our good friends at Fleshbot.com (NSFW) have just received this reader-submitted photo of what appears to be an extremely naked Katy Perry. And while it hasn’t yet been confirmed whether or not this is actually Miss Perry, we can confirm that it sure looks a hell of a lot like her.

We took a closer look to see if it’s been Photoshopped in anyway, and so far we can’t see anything to indicate that it has. Of course, it could simply be a case of mistaken identity. But even then, we still got to see a picture of a hot naked chick. Good times…

Click here to see the NSFW version!

Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” was the anthem of the summer. During the warm months you couldn’t go to a bar or club without hearing it once every hour.

In mid-September we learned that despite the title of her single Miss Perry isn’t gay. She doesn’t have an ex-boyfriend who is gay. In fact, the truth is, she has NEVER kissed a girl.

So if she has never kissed a girl…so what was her inspiration for the song?

Katy recently dropped a lesbian fantasy bombshell on America saying that the song was inspired by the lips of one of Hollywood’s most voluptuous stars (fyi: this star was included in our recent list of 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time).

Click to find out which juicy lipped star sparked a nationwide lesbian makeout session.

DD Alert! Please Check Out These Pics of Katy Perry’s Boobs!

Economy Sucks But At Least Your Not This Guy

Jessica Simpson Has An Orgasm

PacMan Jones is At It Again

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter In My Eye (Oh, It Is)

Utah State Grandma Sings Aggie Drinking Song

An April Scott Quickie

That A-s is Un Godly Huge!

10 Sexiest Body Paint Videos Ever

Eva Longoria’s Sweet Ass Goes For A Walk

Best Time Waster On The Net… Bounce

Chick Gets Smoked At Dodge Ball

Make Your Own Halloween Costume Ideas

Michael Phelps Goes Bowling

If You Bought $1000 In Stock One Year Ago Here’s What You’d Have

Cow Curiosity FAIL

George W Bush Drunk At Wedding

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Bringing you all the highlights from the past week are the ever-awesome Reef Girls. I’m not sure where they find these chicks, but wherever that is, remind me to book my next vacation there.

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Pacino, De Niro Re-Unite: Why You Should See Righteous Kill

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are living legends, among an elite group of actors who are celebrated now, and will continue to be in years to come, for their continued excellence on the screen. This weekend marks only their second time sharing the screen since the 1995 film Heat, in the much anticipated thriller, Righteous Kill.

Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview

The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.

College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition

Welcome back, football fans, for another installment of College Football Preview Cheerleader Edition. We’ve got games, stats, predictions–and a ton of freakin’ cheerleaders. We’re not saying it’s the best way to check out what games are coming up for the weekend, but…wait a minute…Yes we are!

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

The Definitive 25 Sexiest Sportscasters

In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. From a sea of beauty, brains and braun, we’ve narrowed down the field of these mic-holding honeys. So sit back, grab a beer, and get read for the Top 25 Sexiest Sportscasters.

Pledging: “The Best Time of Your Life, But You’ll Never Do it Again”

I remember hearing that phrase, “The Best time of your life, But You’ll Never do it Again.”  At least that’s what I heard when I had a sports jacket on and all the “brothers” were cheering me on as we got drunk and had fun on bid day. And sure it was fun the first couple of weeks when we had to do little chores for the brothers and even humiliate yourself for a gag or two.

Top 5 Reasons Not To Feel Sorry For Tom Brady

Poor Tom Brady is out for the season and now we learn that he has an ACL and MCL tear, which will take him about 9 months to get back to any kind of athletic position. Tears? Angst? Hold onto that for a moment. Tom Brady is not hard up for your sympathy yet.

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Rate Your Girl: The Area Code System At Work

Every guy has, at one point or another, seen a hot girl walk by or sitting at the bar, turned to his bro and given her a rating from 1-10. It’s fun. We’ve done it, you’ve done, everybody’s done it. But it’s just not working for us anymore. Luckily, a while back we discovered a far superior chick rating system than the outdated and insufficient 0-10 called the “Area Code System.”

God Hates My Fantasy Football Team

So I got the 5th pick in my draft this year. I was poised and ready to go, but like any draft I only got half of the guys I wanted. Among my top picks were Brady, Young (as a back up), Alge Crumpler, Dante Stallworth, Javon Walker, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, and Laurence Maroney. Then God struck.

Three Blog Monte: Bar Rafaeli

Pick a card, any card. This marks the third installment of our new weekly game Three Blog Monte, which pits you against chance–and our sick sense of humor.

This week’s prize is Bar Rafaeli! Choose the right card, and you’ll get a face full of her awesome hotness. Fail that, and who knows what humiliating wrath the Internet Gods will wish upon your head.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Natalie Dylan Auctions Virginity on Howard Stern

THE BAND: Katy Perry
HOMETOWN: Santa Barbara, California
MEMBERS: Katy Perry and her band.

THEIR DEAL: Katy Perry thinks she’s a pin-up girl, plays her quirky card well, and pops out melodic pop songs no different than any pop star before her other than her naughty-girl lyrics that happen to focus a whole lot on homosexuality.

THE DIRT: Miss Perry isn’t gay. She doesn’t have an ex-boyfriend who is gay. In fact, the truth is, despite her recent single, she has NEVER kissed a girl (on her own time–the incident onstage was a stunt). Her explanation as to why she feels so good singing about girls kissing is because she thinks girls are cute! And they’re all touchy feely! Needless to say, she’s pissing a lot of people off-particularly people who are actually gay.

She kissed a girl and we like that. But what we like even better, besides her surprisingly bangin’ body and do-me eyes, is that before Ms. Perry (who’s original name was Katy Hudson) became 2008’s summer hit sensation, she was making the rounds as a Christian artist. Then she transformed into a sinful pop singer, bringing girl-on-girl action into the mainstream in a way Joe Francis never could. Katy, we salute you.

Watch Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” Music Video

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