Katy Perry Says “Ur So Gay”

Katy Perry

Because it’s searching oh-so-well on the Internet at the moment (thanks Google!), Katy Perry’s novelty song “Ur So Gay” is featured after the jump.

Katy Perry is poised to become 2008’s “it” girl, following the path of Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Rihanna, Ms. Dynamite, Tweet and other R&Bratty female singers that say naughty things and wear tomorrow’s fashion trends today while struggling with fame and drug addiction in the hopes of becoming martyrs before they turn 30, ’cause nobody wants to hear about a woman’s life after 30.

I should just go ahead and buy the rights to WhenWillKatyPerryDie.com right now.

She is very cute, though. I’ll give her a free pass until her first scandal crops up.

Check out “Ur So Gay” (complete with lyrics) after the jump. (more…)