The best part about boobs being somewhat round is that they look great from nearly any angle: sideways [sideboob]; from below [underboob]; and as Katie Holmes has recently reminded us, from above [downblouse]. It’s a shame that Katie is locked down by a crazy midget, but we can take comfort knowing that Tom won’t be able to see her from this angle ever. You know, because he’s too short. Check out Katie and some other great celebrity downblouse photos after the jump!

The 63rd annual primetime Emmys were last night (9/18) and we gotta say Jane Lynch was pretty stellar. We don’t watch Glee but we might have to tune in if she’s pumping out gems like she did at the ceremony. That opening number was awesome. We’re pretty sure you could boost any show’s ratings with a double dose injection of Lynch. She should probably get her own show. Anyway, other than the impromptu Miss Universe-esque act pulled off by the Best Lead Actress nominees, there wasn’t much in terms of entertainment. Other than the new Charlie’s Angels presenting Best Male Lead in a Drama to Coach Taylor, there wasn’t much eye candy either (unless you like low-cut “cleavage” dresses that exposed bony chest-plates). Or so you thought! We’ve got photos from the red hot red carpet below. Check ‘em out then let us know who the sexiest girl is in the comments after the jump.

The 28th annual MTV Video Music Awards went down last night in LA. There were a ton of stars in attendance with the weirdest being a tie between Lady Gaga (who was all done up as her alter ego “Jo Calderone”) and Nicki Minaj (who looked like a kindergartener’s nightmare). Some of the younger female celebrities dressed like old biddies (Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens) while others murdered stellar dresses (Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato). But enough of our take on the hot or not of last night’s event, take a look and vote for the sexiest chick in our poll after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, it’s just do damn hot! We feature a tragic bombing and shooting in Oslo, Norway, an upwards flowing waterfall, a sneak peek at season 2 of The Walking Dead, the full trailer for Dexter’s sixth season, Rosario Dawson in a bikini, Katie Holmes as a dominatrix, Natasha Barnard (who?) in Cosmo, Pamela Anderson in lingerie, Katy Perry as a blonde, Christina Hendricks as Wonder Woman, a Good Ol’ Fashioned Orgy, and much more! Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

“The Golden Girls” 25th anniversary collection comes out today (11/9). For seven years, this NBC sitcom about the lives of four vibrant older women – Rose Nylund, Blanche Devereaux, Dorothy Zbornak, and Sophia Petrillo – enthralled audiences of all ages. The show is a staple of television history and a favorite for millions of fans around the world. Knowing the entertainment biz, there’s a good chance we’ll see a remake of this classic. So, which of today’s actresses would make suitable replacements 20, 30, or even 40 years down the road?

Unless you’re Osama Bin Laden, you’ve probably noticed everyone’s wearing a lot more pink than usual. Even NFL teams that played this weekend donned pink gloves, chinstraps, hats, or cleats. It’s all part of an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer. Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we’d like to call attention to this extremely important issue by saluting the best breasts of all-time. When you’re done drooling, GET INVOLVED AND DONATE!

The holiday weekend saw audiences doing serious labor away from the movie theaters as the top earner only pulled in around $16 mil. The American outdueled Machete while Going The Distance only made it up halfway up Gross Box Office Mountain. This week’s entries feature umbrella corporations, dwarves, suicide, high school wrestling, and hip hop all-star Joaquin Phoenix. Put away the coke and snort these previews, homey!

Inception held at number one and is poised to easily surpass its budget of $160 million with this weekend’s gross. Salt gave Inception a run for its money coming in at numero dos while Life After Wartime killed it on one screen taking in $30k+. This weekend’s entries feature annoying dinner guests, little brother killing heartthrobs, Killing Fields, Hef, pussies and canines, hermits, gigolos, crime lords, and an underrated Lady Gaga song.

It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, people. And that means we should be celebrating the awesomeness of this female feature by helping to find a cure. It also means we should also be helping by looking at as many boobs as possible. Because, let’s face it, there is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath

There is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse – the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are – and how much you want to/can’t motorboat them. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look?

We here at COED, like you – wherever the hell you are – never get tired of boobs. That’s why they’re so great! But as we all know, some pictures of boobs are just superior to others. And the sideboob is one of the best.
While putting together this post, we realized that what constitutes a true “sideboob” can be tricky. For i… Click to read more

If you haven’t noticed, we here at COED love women. We couldn’t live without them – neither could you. Another thing you might not have noticed is that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Since we much prefer the lovely ladies of the world happy, healthy and whole, we thought we’d help out.
In addition to donating, wh… Click to read more

UPDATE: The Tom Cruise recruitment video (recruisement?) has been taken down on YouTube…but we have it from Google Video! Go to Hollywood, Interrupted for more details on the matter.
Tom Cruise – actor, father, nutjob extraordinaire – has faced much scrutiny about his beliefs, mostly for the right reason. A man who was once the top-bil… Click to read more

Jessica Alba’s boobs are HUGE! [Egotastic]
Is Katie Holmes an Alien? [Just Jared]
Horse Jumps Car [Tasty Booze]
1 Hayden 2 cups [Hollywood Tuna]
This is THE only reason I still have MySpace [HGOM]
Yes. It comes in Kegs [Asylum]
K-Fed is a superstar [IDLYITW]
Jenna Jameson Announces Retirement – Video [Pop Crunch]
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