Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

Nepotism is a helluva drug. It’s rampant in just about all walks of life, but most noticeably in politics, sports, and showbiz. While some celebrity kids have a tough time living in the shadows of their larger than life parents (see Weston Cage, any of the Hanks kids), others learn from their ancestors to create their own fame. This is the premise behind Born To Be A Star, the new comedy about a corn-fed kid from the Midwest who finds out his parental units use their units to make skin flicks. While some may say it’s lazy to follow in the family biz, we fully support these hot celebs leveraging their parents’ powers to blow up big time . Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover the judicial system f***ing up another case, promo pics form the Spider-Man reboot featuring Emma Stone as a blonde, Irina Shayk showin’ off the sexiest dress of the summer, Belen Rodriguez showin’ off her bikini body, the Miss Hooters pageant pics, Redneck Games, Bree Olson’s Playboy cover, the most hipster colleges, Brian Wilson’s spandex tux and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

I pity actors who have been forced to settle into a typecast after playing a character that was too memorable. Janet Leigh and Anthony Perkins had a hard time finding work after the debut of Alfred Hitchcock’s thriller Psycho. Leonard Nimoy can only land odd jobs if the work is sci-fi or Star Trek related. Even now, Daniel Radcliffe can only ever be Harry Potter on the big screen. There are, however, many actors, allegedly with decent range, who consciously decide to perform the same roles over and over again. After the jump are 15 one-trick ponies who, for better or worse, are forever trapped in the same part by choice.

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

Just who in the holy hellscape is Alexander McQueen? Well, he was a British fashion designer who was chief designer at Givenchy before founding his own label. He won 4 British Designer of the Year awards as well as International Designer of the Year. Unfortunately, he passed in February 2010. But, his legacy still lives on as evidenced by the startling turnout of A-list celebrities at his Savage Beauty Costume Institute Gala held at the Met last night. We say, “startling” because we don’t even see this kind of top notch celebrity attendance at the Super Bowl, Grammys, Oscars, and Emmys combined. Don’t believe us? The proof’s in the pictures, my man. Check ‘em out after the jump!

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Shalom! Passover began April 18th at sunset. The 7-day celebration commemorates the liberation of ancient Israelites from slavery in Egypt. Israelites marked their doors so death would pass over them. Most celebrate by eating Matzo, but we celebrate with a photo gallery of hot Jewish women who’ve freed themselves of their clothing that we just couldn’t pass over. Think you can find a hotter congregation of Jewish jewels outside of Hollywood and The Holy Land? Mazel Tov, buddy!

When Valentines Day looms, a single dude’s attention tends to shift into finding that special someone, be it for a night or the rest of his life. The dance of courtship involves dinner and a movie, usually of her choosing. You can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of movie she likes. With that in mind, here are a few movies that you’ll want to avoid if she suggests them. Trust me, if a girl makes you watch these movies with her, she is either oblivious to the limits of a man’s sanity or she is trying to torture you. In either case, run for the hills when she suggests these duds. See our DO NOT WATCH picks after the jump!

As What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, Smallville began its 10th season earlier this week so the CW sent out pics of Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl. Though Laura is super hot, we wondered what other super sexy celebrities would look like in the Supergirl outfit. It didn’t take us long to find legions of photoshopped fakes featuring your favorite femme fatales in the good old blue, red, and gold. We’ve never been more jealous of the letter, ‘S’. Up, up, and away!

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At first glance, these super hotties seem perfectly normal – in fact, they look a hell of a lot better than most people. But take a closer look and you realize they’re more like something from the Coney Island Freak Show than world-famous sex symbols. From nubby thumbs to cyborg bellies, these five beauties put the “freak” in “Freakin’ hot!”

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It’s settled – The New York Yankees will be taking on the Philadelphia Phillies in the 2009 World Series!! To avoid any inter-office fist fights, we’re going to avoid taking a stance on who we’re rooting for. So instead, we’ll cover this one in the best way we know how – with super hot chicks! To get you started on some pre-game action, here are the hottest WAGs of the 2009 World Series.