Google “sex moves” and you might find a couple articles from chick mags like Cosmo or Redbook about how to please your man with positions like (GASP!) doggy style or (DOUBLE GASP!) reverse cowgirl. Extend your search a little further and you might find a couple articles on more advanced and complicated positions from the book of love – the Kama Sutra.

Dig a little deeper, and you’ll find the most debaucherous, awful-sounding sex moves that I hope no one ever tries sober. You’ve probably heard of the “Dirty Sanchez,” “Rusty Trombone,” or “Cincinnati Bowtie,” but those are just the collective tip of the iceberg… which I’m sure is a sex move waiting to happen.

Below is a small sampling of some hideously sinister sex terms you’ll come across in your cyber travels:  (more…)

It’s been about 5 months since I got any booty so, naturally, I’ve got sex on the brain today. Like every day.

Instead of turning to sweets (bad for the weight) or vibrators (bad when you’re in an office), I did a little online research. On sex. Here are some tres interesting tidbits about the most talked about subject in the universe (thanks to breathetheoxygen):

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.

3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

Check out the whole list at College Candy, here!

FHM has narrowed their list of 28 sex positions down to 10, unleashing the FHM Kama Sutra Top 10 Positions.

I agree with their choice to put the Butterfly in the #1 spot, but I would have ranked the Lazy Doggy much higher. My own personal feelings towards the ordering of the list got me thinking…how would COED users rank the positions?

Lets find out! (more…)

In case you’ve never heard of it, the Kama Sutra is a book and I’ve lost some of you right at the word ‘book,” haven’t I? Wait, wait … let me finish. The Kama Sutra is a book about sex. Welcome back, my friends, welcome back. Written in a year I can’t remember, by a guy whose name I can’t spell (and am not going to look up), the Kama Sutra is today still considered one of the foremost guides on how to have sex. And if that wasn’t enough, there are pictures. Dirty pictures. Lots and lots of dirty pictures.

But what, you’re probably asking yourself, do the Kama Sutra and college have in common? That’s a good question indeed.

There are three sections to the Kama Sutra but only four years in college. Coincidence? Hardly. Poor math skills by a comedy writer who’s borderline retarded? Much more likely. But if you took the Kama Sutra and college life and mixed them together in say, a humorous article, I think you’d get something like this. So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the “College Sutra.” (more…)

“The variation on every lady’s favorite gives you more control than ever before. Take a firm grip of her thigh and pull it towards you as you thrust – this’ll create a tighter sensation that’ll have both your tails-a-wagging.”

Check out the full FHM gallery and tips after the jump! (more…)

‘Don’t let the name fool you – just like the deep dish, the upright position of her legs means she’ll enjoy an extra large potion. Grab her ankles for control and use her whimpers and moans to gauge your rhythm.’

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“Is the reverse cowgirl the greatest bedroom bouncer around? Or does this deviation on it take the crown? Fellas, once again you get to lie back and relax. Ladies, this is your chance to take the reigns and ride! Yee haw!”

See the FHM video after the jump! (more…)

“This intimate position is perfect for couples who want to get as close as possible and enjoy slow, passionate kisses. Alternatively, up the tempo with some fast-paced music, for a frantic, mind-blowing night in.”

Check out the FHM girl-on-girl video after the jump… (more…)

“Lock your shoulders in the bend of the girl’s knees, gently lean your weight forward and your penetration can be up to an inch deeper than normal.”

Check out the video after the jump!… (more…)