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When we first saw this crop of 5 Hollywood Starlets they were cute little kids, the kind of kid you can’t help but like. Lucky for us, they have grown up now, and we can’t help but watch and love them even more, except for totally different reasons now.

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Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively) and start locking her up?
Maybe, according to the swarm of paps:

You would think it was the night of Princess Di’s accident the way all forms of media clustered around the ambulance housing Britney Spears, who was under the i… Click to read more

As if the media hasn’t spent enough time ravaging the metaphorical colon of people across the internet and TV, we arrive at the next stage in celebrity gossip evolution (or Creative Design if you are from Kansas)…the legal battle.
So here it is: Casey Aldridge, a.k.a. Little Spears’ Babby-daddy, is either 17, 18 or 19. Unfortunately, wh… Click to read more

I’m an equal-opportunity reviewer. Top 40 pop is hardly my favorite kind of music, but gimme (gimme) a well-crafted album of well-produced pop and I”ll find nothing but praise for it.
Britney Spears has seen more resurgences and backlashes than any pop star not named Michael Jackson. From losing custody of her kids to her disembodied performa… Click to read more

You think the emergence of bling-bling, misogyny, violence, Vanilla Ice and K-Fed are the worst things to ever happen to hip-hop? The following three videos will make you beg for “PopoZao.”
Brace yourself, son.
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Is it just me or does this video look…uh…very low-budget?
And what’s with the awkward stripper pole dance? Notice how zoomed in the camera is – hiding something, director?
Like Britney’s sloppy self, perhaps?
As expected, this is like watching a train wreck right before your very eyes.… Click to read more

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)
Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade – hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)
Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I c… Click to read more

Picked this one up via AskMen.com.
“Over the past few months, we’ve all watched Britney Spears experience a decline in her personal life; her dismal performance at Sunday night’s MTV VMA performance suggested that Ms. Spears’ professional pursuits have also suffered.
In this context, it’s easy to forget that there was a… Click to read more

Long ago, before K-Fed, kids, wack tracks and bald-headed insanity, there was Britney Spears: The Most Boneable Girl on Planet Earth.
Remember her sassy schoolgirl phase? Remember her skin-tight red catsuit? Remember when she cooed “Kitty, kitty” and gyrated in “Slave 4 U”? Remember when she stuck her tongue down MadonnaR… Click to read more

The blog-universe has been giving the seal of approval to Britney’s leaked songs since early this week – have I been listening to the wrong ones?
These tracks are complete tripe. There is no way somebody with working eardrums can possibly give a “thumbs-upâ€? to Brit’s latest batch of bimbo-pop.
Even hipsters looking for their next bastion of irony… Click to read more

Just when you think Britney Spears couldn’t be any more insane, she decides to decline a duet with former flame/pop juggernaut Justin Timberlake.
JT reportedly penned the song in hopes that Britney would sing it with him; Timbaland would have produced it.
Add in the fact that Britney wouldn’t even have to be in the same studio as Timberlake to si… Click to read more

Britney Spears – Baby (One More Time!)
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