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You’d Think Victoria Beckham Could Afford A Sweater

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Miss COED: Natalie Martinez

This (almost) 24-year-old actress and model is a Cuban import turned super smokeshow as the face of JLo by Jennifer Lopez as well as starring in Justin Timberlake’s “Senorita” music video and heating up the silver screen with her role as “Case” in the remake, Death Race, which hits theaters August 22nd.

Check out Natalie Martinez’ Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

Gnarls Barkley: New Video Making You Feel Crazy?

You’re going to have to wait a bit before catching the video for Gnarls Barkley’s new single, “Run” on MTV – but it’s for your own good. We wouldn’t want you having an epileptic seizure, after all.

According to a report from Reuters, the video’s strobe effects caused it to fail the Harding Test, a test that was established to prevent television images from triggering epileptic seizures.

Gnarls Barkley member, Danger Mouse, told Billboard.com that he doesn’t really know what’s going on, “I think (the video) is cool. It works for me. But I’m not necessarily that easily seasick.”

Sorry Danger Mouse, but I’m pretty sure that getting seasick and having an epileptic seizure are two very different things. (more…)

Some Things Just Ain’t Worth the Travel

parishilton1truscello.jpgApproximately one year ago I spent a weekend at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas.

To this day, I get emails from the PR group that runs the nightclub and other bars inside the hotel/casino complex. Ordinarily I don’t mind much. I like to remember my days and nights in the desert, and even look forward to planning my trip back.

But this week, it’s been two emails a day. About Paris effing Hilton’s birthday party this weekend. And I am slightly peeved.

I admit that I have a shameless love for some things poppy and tacky, we all have our vices. But Paris Hilton is not one of them. She most definitely is not about to inspire me to fly to Vegas when I can just wait for her to make an ass of herself in the Meatpacking District on her next trip to New York.

These invites got me thinking, though. Really, who is worth flying across the country for? If you’ve got to pick one celebrity whose birthday shenanigans you’d like to be a part of, who would it be? (more…)

Video Trifecta: Saturday Night Live Christmas Classics

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SNL has mastered the Christmas skit and has given us hilarious lines to quote for years to come. Here are the best three!

Check out Saturday Night Live Christmas Classics after the jump! (more…)

Miss COED: Meagan Good

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You may have seen Meagan Good in the campy classic D.E.B.S. and 2007’s Stomp the Yard. Next year she will star in The Love Guru alongside Justin Timberlake, Jessica Alba and Mike Meyers.

In the meantime, she’s simply hot enough to have a photo gallery.

Good is great – check out her gallery after the jump! (more…)

Britney Spears: Blackout Review

Britney Spears BlackoutI’m an equal-opportunity reviewer. Top 40 pop is hardly my favorite kind of music, but gimme (gimme) a well-crafted album of well-produced pop and I”ll find nothing but praise for it.

Britney Spears has seen more resurgences and backlashes than any pop star not named Michael Jackson. From losing custody of her kids to her disembodied performance at the VMAs, Brit has been an overexposed part of pop-culture that we cannot run away from…no matter how hard we try.

So, Blackout: it’s low-energy, manufactured trash. To hate Britney Spears the Person is commonplace and expected; but hating Britney Spears the Artist – “artist” has never sounded so poor – sparks violent criticism from the lowest depths of the music-listening community: teenyboppers. (more…)

Britney…Keep Your Damn Hands off Romo!

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Look, you little bitch…you can bang, blow, snort, suck and skank around with any Hip-Hop-Wanna-Be you can find – leave Tony Romo alone!

You don’t seem to understand, he is my Fantasy Football QB and that is a bond that transcends all ties. I took a risk and chose him over Peyton Manning, and if you think I am going to let you screw up my entire season, think again. Now that he is worth a guaranteed $30M with his 6 year/$60M contract, don’t go thinking that all that money is your new gravy train.

We all saw the way you help Justin Timberlake back – but why not meet up with Joey Harrington, he can’t get any worse. Even better, Carson Palmer! Track him down! I play him next week and if you can whore your way into keeping him to only 1TD that would be Toxic-lly AMAZING.