Obama’s Grandfather’s Junk

September 8, 2008 - 12:45 pm By COED Staff

You’ve probably seen this photo a 100 times before and thought nothing of it. I mean, the pic is innocent enough…a strapping young Barack Obama sitting in Central Park with his adorable grandparents on a beautiful sunny day. Such a sweet little picture, right?

Well, maybe if you consider a sloppy armadillo packed away in Grandpappy Dunham’s trousers sweet…

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Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?

October 10, 2007 - 9:45 am By Josh - New Hampshire

Tom Ford - Black OrchidThe crotch wars have officially begun…

First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman – a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.

Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.

Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orchid, the smell of a man’s junk. Because who doesn’t want to smell like sweaty balls all day?

You know when people say, “Oh f*** man, take a shower – you smell like balls”? You can now smell that way all day, on purpose. (more…)

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